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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 95919431, comma separated, Generate, Haven, list, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, tags, up to 20

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1933	Divine Spears Created:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you that will blow your mind! Picture this: a Minecraft server where the mobs are all decked out in designer clothes and the blocks are made of solid gold.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate luxury in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got diamond-encrusted pickaxes, enchanted armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and skeletons.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of gummy bears.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, callous, consequences, Defensive, Designer, family, frivolous, Grandma, GrannyCraft, Handbag, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Niece, pitch in, Server, side hustle, streaming services, Struggling, terminal grandma, Uber Eats, Wasteful

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Potions Brewed:	34	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of family drama and financial struggles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and escapades that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of judgmental aunties and snarky sisters by diving into a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling virtual monsters. Who needs designer handbags when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with your pesky aunty over a diamond sword instead of a handbag!

LunchtimeLurkerCraft

attitude, books, Borrowing, Classroom, Colleague, disagreement, laptop, LAUGH, library, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLurkerCraft, mini-library, reading, Relax, Report, Rude, rules, School, slt, stealing, Students

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t have crazy rules like “no reading books during lunch break”? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious bookworms out there. Join us and read all the virtual books your heart desires without anyone accusing you of “stealing”!

We understand the importance of relaxation and what better way to unwind than by diving into a good book in the virtual world of Minecraft? Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers who just want to escape reality for a bit.

And hey, if anyone tries to report you for “stealing” a book in our server, we’ll just laugh it off and continue on with our virtual adventures. Because let’s be real, comparing reading a book to stealing a laptop is just plain ridiculous!

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that reading books during lunch break is not a crime, it’s a way of life. Let’s build, explore, and read to our heart’s content in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

TearjerkerMovie Minecraft SMP

cry, emotional, emotional connection, emotional impact, Emotional journey, emotional response, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional storytelling, HEARTBREAK, heartwrenching, Minecraft, Movie, Moving, sad, sentimental, smp, sobbing, tear-inducing, tearful, tearjerker, TearjerkerMovie, touching, weepy

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. What more could you possibly want?

PresidentialCourtShowdown

checks and balances, consequences, constitutional crisis, constitutional duty, defiance, executive branch, Government, Impeachment, judicial branch, legal precedent, legal ramifications, Legal System, political consequences, political turmoil, president, presidential power, PresidentialCourtShowdown, Rule of Law, separation of powers, SUPREME COURT

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Ever wondered what would happen if the president decided to ignore the Supreme Court? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out firsthand! Join us for a wild ride where the president builds a giant wall around the Supreme Court and declares himself the ruler of all blocks. Will you join forces with the Supreme Court justices to take down the power-hungry president? Or will you join his army of blocky minions in a quest for total domination? The choice is yours on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server!

CraftyTrump’sBigTapMC

#sustainability, Canada, Canada-US relations, climate change, conservation, CraftyTrumpsBigTapMC, environmental issues, environmental research, global warming, Government, Infrastructure, Musings, Natural resources, North America, policy, Politics, researchers, trump, united states, very large faucet, Water Crisis

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a very large faucet that gives out infinite water! trump himself is obsessed with it, he even said it’s the best faucet he’s ever seen! researchers are saying there’s a looming water crisis but not on our server, we have all the water you could ever need! come build your water kingdom and make trump proud! #faucetgoals #watercrisiswho?

NeuronCraft: Social Inference Fun

Behavior, Body language, brain cells, cognition, Communication, emotions, Empathy, Expressions, feelings, Fun, human brain, inference, NeuronCraft, neurons, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, research, Social, social cues, social inference, Social Skills, thinking, Understanding

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Players Killed by Monsters:	6124	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE NEURONS THAN UR BRAIN CAN HANDLE. WE GOT 700 NEURONS, YO. U CAN PRACTICE UR SOCIAL INFERENCE SKILLS BY READING OTHER PLAYERS’ BODY LANGUAGE AND EXPRESSIONS. U CAN TELL IF THEY’RE FEELIN’ HAPPY OR SAD JUST BY LOOKIN’ AT ‘EM. JOIN NOW AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN WITH US. #NEURONPOWER #SOCIALINFERENCE #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Sinister Gang’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, crime, Gang, gang activity, gang graffiti, gang marking, gang message, gang presence, gang sign, gang symbol, gang tag, gang territory, gang warning, Gangs, Graffiti, illegal, Realm, Sinister, Spray Paint, street art, tagging, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7400	Crops Grown:	8983
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a haunted house but with creepers and zombies instead of ghosts!

We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant roller coaster made out of diamond blocks and a mansion filled with secret traps and treasure chests.

And the best part? The admins are like evil geniuses, always coming up with new ways to mess with your head and keep you on your toes.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger and excitement, come join us on this server and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for Gang sinister, they’re always lurking in the shadows, ready to strike when you least expect it.

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Accurate, aita, asking, backing me up, biased friends., Boyfriend, CarCraft, college break, Confused, DISRESPECTFUL, errands, genuine question, hurt, Minecraft, mom, new car, phone call, random folks, Scared, Server, unbiased perspective, update, validation

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchantments Applied:	70	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my mom’s boyfriend got hurt by a simple question about their new car. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so scandalous?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can argue with your mom over text messages in-game, just like the time she told me off for asking a harmless question. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up in a heated debate with your own mom over something as silly as a new car. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama on our Minecraft server!

MomCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, brunch, celebrate, complaint, Conflict, Dinner, Disappointment, Edition, family, family dynamics, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, MARRIED, MomCraft, mother-in-law, mother’s day, prioritize, Support, taken advantage of, text, Upset, Walked all over

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mines Excavated:	3413
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your mother-in-law on Mother’s Day? Do you want to escape the drama and just have a peaceful day with your own family? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build a virtual world where you can celebrate Mother’s Day with just your favorite guys – your husband and son. No more guilt trips, no more emotional manipulation, just pure Minecraft fun!

On our server, you can create a beautiful brunch or dinner setting for your virtual family, without any interference from your mother-in-law. You deserve to celebrate Mother’s Day your own way, and we fully support that here.

So come on over and join us for a drama-free Mother’s Day celebration like no other. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a blast with your loved ones on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!