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BishopTeo’sCaminoCraft

12 centuries ago, Ancestry, ancient DNA, Bishop, BishopTeosCaminoCraft, Camino de Santiago, catholic church, dna testing, genetic genealogy, genetic testing, historical discovery, History, medieval history, pilgrimage, pilgrimage route, religious pilgrimage, Santiago de Compostela, Spanish culture, spanish heritage., Spanish history, Teodomiro

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got bishop Teodomiro himself playin with us! he founded da famous Camino de Santiago pilgrimage like 12 centuries ago and now he’s here buildin epic castles and slayin creepers with us. u gotta join dis server cuz where else u gonna find a legendary bishop playin minecraft with u? plus, he got dat DNA testing so u know it’s legit. come join da fun and let’s make history together in dis wacky minecraft world!

MineCraftyMemes Server

alt girl, Alt guy, avoidance behavior, awkward encounter, Be at Uni, Be me, Black Sabbath T-shirt, drive home, ex, Flashbacks, Introvert, lay in bed, math class, MineCraftyMemes, missed opportunity, parking lot, regret, Scared, Server, Short blue hair, social anxiety, tool

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

>So, imagine a Minecraft server where you can escape awkward encounters with blue-haired alt girls who remind you of your ex! Join our server and never have to worry about turning a 90-degree angle to avoid conversation ever again. Plus, we have a secret Black Sabbath T-shirt club where you can bond with fellow players over your love for classic rock. Don’t miss out on the chance to relive your cringiest moments in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

The Catering Canary Minecraft SMP

canary, Catering, catering business, catering company, catering equipment, catering events, catering industry, catering management, catering marketing, catering menu, catering menu ideas, catering services, catering staff, catering supplies, catering tips, catering trends, event planning, food service, Hospitality, Minecraft, smp, the canary of catering

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter, where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem! Join us at the canary of catering, where we promise to serve up a deliciously wild experience like no other.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it! The crazier, the better!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Chicken, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to track down this elusive bird will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join us at the canary of catering and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

GFJobSearchCraft

Benefits, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, Decision making, Expectations, family, finances, Future, GFJobSearchCraft, Girlfriend, Job, laziness, love, MONEY, relationship, responsibilities, Support, support system, work-life balance

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of supporting your partner’s coffee and nail habits? Do you feel like you’re the only one bringing home the bacon while they sit at home all day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again!

Join our server and escape the real world where your partner mooches off of you and enjoy a virtual world where you can build, explore, and thrive on your own terms. No more buying coffee or nails for anyone but yourself!

With 60-70 hours of work a week, you deserve a break and a chance to find someone who truly adds value to your life. So come on over to our server and leave all those real-life relationship woes behind. Who needs a partner when you have Minecraft, right?

TimeWarpingGamer – Minecraft SMP

Alternate Reality, CHANGE, Decisions, do-over, hindsight, hypothetical scenarios, lessons learned, life choices, Minecraft, missed opportunities, opportunity, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, second chance, self improvement, smp, time travel, TimeWarpingGamer, turn back time, what if, Wishful thinking

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	114	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where anything goes!

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Or maybe you dream of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Time Turner, a magical device that allows you to turn back time and change the course of history. Imagine all the crazy shenanigans you could get up to with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

AwkwardCraft – Keep Calm and Mine On!

awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward family moments, awkward moment, AwkwardCraft, Calm, coping mechanisms, cringe-worthy moments, dealing with awkwardness, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing stories, family dynamics, Family Events, family gathering, family relationships, family reunions, handling awkward moments, navigating awkward situations, social awkwardness, social situations, uncomfortable family gatherings, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Have you ever accidentally walked in on your grandma doing the Macarena in her underwear at a family gathering? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape those cringeworthy moments by diving into a world where the only awkward encounters you’ll have are with creepers and zombies!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build a castle to hide from embarrassing family members, or embark on epic quests to retrieve the secret family recipe for Aunt Mildred’s infamous meatloaf. With endless possibilities and hilarious mishaps waiting around every corner, this server is the perfect escape from awkward family gatherings.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave those awkward moments behind for good!

MuskCraft Server: Ex-Twitter Edition

compensation, discrimination, Edition, employee rights, employment dispute, employment rights, Ex-Twitter, ExTwitter, hardcore email, labor laws, lawsuit, legal battle, legal victory, Musk, MuskCraft, Server, silicon valley, social media, tech industry, unfair dismissal, Whistleblower, worker, workplace ethics, wrongful termination

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Towns Built:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the owner is, like, an ex-twitter worker who got fired for sending an email to elon musk calling him a ‘hardcore’ dude. now he’s all rich and stuff from winning £470,000 for unfair dismissal. but instead of, like, buying a yacht or something, he decides to create the most epic minecraft server ever.

why should you join, you ask? well, for starters, the owner is, like, super chill and will give you diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. also, there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off creepers with your bare hands.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a giant statue of elon musk in the spawn area? yeah, it’s made entirely out of gold blocks and shoots fireworks out of its eyes every hour on the hour.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as elon musk himself, then come join us for some hardcore fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPutinDefendsKyiv

aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutinDefendsKyiv, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, kyiv, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, putin, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, Withdrawal

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	4215	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	38	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7

so, like, u kno how putin was all like “imma take over ukraine” but then he was like “nah, gotta defend russia instead”? well, u should join our minecraft server cuz we got all the drama and action u need, just like putin and ukraine! build ur own empire and defend it against crazy dictators like putin (jk, he’s not actually on the server, but u get the idea). come join the chaos and see if u can come out on top!

PeakCraft: Blocktopia

all time, blocktopia, current era, current population, current time, demographic peak, global population, historical peak, HUMANKIND, Living, number, peak era, peak of humankind, peak of number, peak of population, peak population, peak time, PeakCraft, population number, probable, world population

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Yo, bro, have you ever thought about what it would be like to live in a world where there are more people than ever before? Well, guess what, on our server, that’s exactly what’s happening! We’ve got so many players that it’s like a never-ending party, except instead of snacks, we’ve got diamonds and creepers!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re surrounded by a mob of players all trying to trade with you or challenge you to a duel. It’s chaos, but it’s the best kind of chaos. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our PVP arena. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into cute little bunnies? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why should you join? Because where else are you going to find a server with this much action, this many players, and this many crazy mods? It’s like a never-ending party that you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyParentz

Bonding, children, Communication, Connection, CraftyParentz, emotional health, family, findings, good relationship, humor, humor in parenting, Laughter, Parent-child relationship, parenting, Parenting Style, parents, Positive, relationships, study, survey, well-being

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Emeralds Found:	3464
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

join dis minecraft server if u want to have a better relationship with ur parents, cuz apparently if u play on dis server u gonna be laughin so much dat u gonna be besties with ur mom and dad. like, seriously, if u want ur parents to stop yellin at u and start crackin jokes instead, dis is the place to be. we got so much humor dat u gonna be rollin on the floor laughin all day long. trust me, ur parents gonna be like, “wow, dis kid is so funny now, i wanna hang out with them all the time.” so come on over and join dis server, cuz we all about dat funny life.