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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 2589 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1450 | Potions Brewed: | 184 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1971 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident wizard can turn them into flying pigs with a flick of his wand.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party hosted by our elusive Ender Dragon? You’ll have to solve riddles and defeat mini-bosses to get the exclusive invite.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary treasure of the Not-So-Lost City of Atlantis. Rumor has it, whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather in-game.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable and ridiculous gaming experience. Who needs normal when you can have nutty?