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Holy Shit Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Are you tired of being a loser in Minecraft? Well, join our server where the boy fucking won! That’s right, this server is run by a 10-year-old prodigy who has defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats – because why not?

So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of victory like never before. Just remember, on this server, the boy fucking won. And you can too.

Dynamite was down 41% this week because… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8456
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Villages Defended:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Come join our Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as dynamite prices during election season! Who knows what crazy twists and turns await you as you navigate through our server filled with explosive surprises. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

Crafty Biden Minecraft Server

2020 election, biden, Biden administration, Campaign, Crafty, democrats, election, joe biden, kamala harris, Minecraft, Perish with Harris, political alliances, political commentary, political humor, political memes, Political satire, political shift, Politics, presidential race, republicans, Ridin’ with Biden, Server, Trump administration, vice president

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ores Mined:	7289	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magic Items Found:	7105

Are you tired of riding with Biden? Well, now you can perish with Harris on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where Kamala Harris leads the way to victory, one block at a time.

But beware, the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ve all pledged their allegiance to Kamala and will stop at nothing to protect her. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon is a huge fan of our Vice President!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of perishing with Harris. Who knows, you might even get a virtual high-five from the lady herself!

24 Now Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic battle between two legendary players: Messi and Ronaldo! Will Messi finally surpass Ronaldo as the GOAT in the world of Minecraft? Or has he reached his ceiling and will forever be second best? Only on our server will you find out the answer to this burning question! Plus, rumor has it that Messi has a secret base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that he’s willing to share with his loyal followers. Don’t miss out on the drama, excitement, and outrageous antics that await you on our server!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Votes:	9599

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Mob.MineRich.ru

Perfect GF Phenotype Minecraft Server

autistic, characteristics, CHUBBY, compatibility, Country, DATING, dream girl, Girlfriend, ideal partner, love, Midwestern, Minecraft, partner search, perfect, perfect girlfriend, Personality, phenotype, physical appearance, relationship goals, romantic partner, Server, Traits, unique qualities

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of searching for the perfect girlfriend in your country? Look no further, because on our server, we have the ultimate phenotype of the perfect girlfriend – the Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF!

Join our server and experience the joy of building a virtual relationship with a girl who loves Minecraft just as much as you do. Watch as she expertly navigates through the blocky world, creating masterpieces and slaying mobs with ease.

But that’s not all – our Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF comes with a special set of skills that will leave you in awe. From her impeccable mining abilities to her uncanny knack for finding diamonds, she is truly a force to be reckoned with.

So why wait? Join our server now and find out why everyone is clamoring to be with the Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF. Love knows no bounds in the world of Minecraft!

Pump Bitcoin Minecraft SMP Pay Off Trump

arms race, Bitcoin, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Economy, finance, financial strategy, global competition., Government, humor, international relations, Investment, Minecraft, national debt, Pay, Politics, power play, Pump, satire, smp, speculation, trump, world affairs

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	296
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as players scramble to mine as much virtual gold as possible to pay off their debts and avoid being invaded by other nations! Will you be the one to control the Bitcoin market and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be left in the dust, crying over your lost diamonds? Join now and experience the most ridiculous economy system in Minecraft history!

R U H R O H M i n e c r a f t S e r v e r

Adventure, animated, cartoon, Characters, Childhood, classic, Coconut sisters, comedy, dog, Friends, funny, Gang, Mystery, Nostalgia, RUH ROH, Scooby doo, Siblings, solving mysteries, Talking dog, tv show

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coconut Sisters! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of two sisters who were obsessed with coconuts. Legend has it that they built an entire world made of coconuts, where everything from the trees to the houses were made of the delicious fruit. Join our server and you too can live in a coconut paradise, where the sun always shines and the coconuts never run out. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Golden Coconut hidden somewhere on the map, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Coconut Sisters themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on Coconut Sisters and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

”’NOOOOOOOOOO Minecraft SMP”’

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	39
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your base on a floating island made entirely of cake and defend it against hordes of zombie cows armed with diamond swords!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!

What is the IP for Sheeprampage Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, sheeprampage

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	163	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Love Letters Sent:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Sheeprampage is a talented artist and musician known for their unique blend of electronic and hip hop music. With a distinct and innovative sound, Sheeprampage has gained a dedicated following and continues to push the boundaries of their craft. Through their dynamic and engaging performances, Sheeprampage has established themselves as a rising star in the music industry.