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BlockyBlowjobBlues

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and crazy fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with giant flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is like no other, with secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to alternate dimensions where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow-colored llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Zombie vs. Villager Dance-off” where players compete for the title of best dancer in the Minecraft world. And don’t forget about our legendary “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players search far and wide for the elusive egg to win amazing prizes.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter and chaos begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ObamaCraft: Where even creepers miss the good old days

biden, Conflict, consequences, CREEPERS, Days, Decision making, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Good, Government, international relations, iran, leadership, Military, ObamaCraft, Peace, Politics, president, trump, Trump administration, Trump presidency, united states, War, ww3

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Trump is the president and Iran wouldn’t even dare to mess with us! Forget about WW3, because with Biden in office, anything can happen! Come build, mine, and survive in a world where politics are as crazy as the creepers exploding around you. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join now and see what kind of shenanigans await you!

Crafty Creepers and Rainbow Sheep: Where Artists and Trans Folks Rule the World!

artists, Crafty, creative industry, CREEPERS, Defensive, defensive behavior, deserving, emotional, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement mindset, Folks, genuine interest, identity crisis, mental health, misunderstood, RAINBOW, rule, self-importance, Sensitive, serious answer, Sheep, silver plate, societal pressures, Trans, trooning out, unsufferable, world

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	9337	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Enchantments Applied:	212
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Want to join a server where the players are always on the defensive, ready to protect their precious diamonds at all costs? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who believe they deserve everything handed to them on a silver plate – literally, we have a special silver plate item that gives you special powers in-game!

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its wild and wacky community events. Last week, we had a giant chicken race where players rode on chickens around a track while trying to dodge obstacles. And next week, we’re planning a massive fireworks display that will light up the entire server.

So why wait? Join our server now and see why most artists end up trooning out after a few years – whatever that means! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and Friends

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Animals Bred:	130

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody understands your true identity? Look no further, because on our server, you will find a character that is literally YOU. Yes, you heard that right. This character is so eerily similar to you that it’s practically your twin. People will stop you on the street just to comment on how identical you are to this character. It’s like looking in a mirror, but in Minecraft form. Join our server and embrace your true self, because this character is indisputably you. Who knows, maybe this character will become self-aware and start questioning its own existence. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can finally find your place in this world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and discover the true meaning of identity crisis in the most hilarious way possible!

Crafting Craziness: Where Tourette’s meets Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, even Tourette’s can be beaten! That’s right, we’ve had players come on with Tourette’s and miraculously cure themselves just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but with blocks.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our players in action. We’ve got players who have been watching for hours without popping off, it’s like they’re superhuman or something. Who knows what other crazy abilities they might have?

So come join us on our mysterious and sus-filled Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even cure yourself of Tourette’s while you’re at it. Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Shenanigans

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Ores Mined:	6326
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll question if you’ve stumbled into a whole new country! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of dancing llamas. Explore our vast landscapes, from the mystical Mushroom Forest to the treacherous Cactus Canyon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous villagers have formed a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the chickens. Will you join forces with the pigs to overthrow the feathered tyrants? Or will you choose to align yourself with the mysterious Endermen, who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the Nether?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself if this is even a real country… or just a crazy dream brought to life in blocky form!

Crafty AF – Mine for Days

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that magical madness?

So come on down and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. See you there!

Crafty McCraftface: Just Got This Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Crops Grown:	4117
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. You’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon, build a castle made entirely out of candy, and battle against a horde of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is purple, the water is made of rainbow juice, and the only rule is to have fun? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Nationalist Crew: Building Blocks of Unity

activism, blocks, building, CHANGE, Community, complaining, Crafty, CREW, ENGAGEMENT, Fed, Ideology, internet, involvement, Kike, leadership, movement, nationalism, nationalist, organization, Participation, Party, Political, social change, Unity

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Magic Items Found:	4470	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of sitting around on the internet complaining about the state of the world? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become part of a nationalist movement like never before. Fight against the evil kikes and be the change you want to see in the world. But beware, the feds may try to stop you, so be prepared for an epic battle like no other. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Diamonds & Lols – Mine, Craft, LOL with Friends!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9733
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Votes:	2357
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of playing regular old Minecraft and want to spice things up with a little bit of Yu-Gi-Oh! action? Look no further than our server, where we fuse bodies and steal the show in epic duels!

Join us for the Duel Links Speed General #2451Stealing the show edition, where we focus on the SPEED duel format of the game. And if that’s not enough, we also welcome classic Yu-Gi-Oh! anime discussions because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve been celebrating the 2500 days since launch event with dream tickets and gems, and the upcoming events include a Mizar rerun and Dennis unlock.

If you need resources for info on Legendary Duelists, Skills, decklists, events, etc., we’ve got you covered with links to the Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki, Official Duel Links Page, and even a Yu-Gi-Oh! Probability Calculator because who doesn’t love a good probability calculation in the midst of a duel?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and get ready to duel like never before!

Blocky Love Triangle: Where Creeper’s Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

acceptance, arent, BETRAYAL, blocky, Cheating, Confrontation, coping strategies, CREEPERS, Deception, disbelief, emotional turmoil, Exploding, HEARTBREAK, hurt, Infidelity, love, Love Lost, moving on, Pain, realization, relationships, Secrets Revealed, shock, sibling rivalry, Triangle, trust issues

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as finding your girlfriend’s panties in your brother’s bed? Look no further! Join our server and embrace the chaos – because who knows what other crazy surprises await you in the world of blocky adventures. Whether you’re building giant panty-shaped structures or embarking on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious panty disappearances, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – panties optional!