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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 1428 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9921 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!
