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CakeWars2021

Babysitting, birthday celebrations, Bluey cake, Budget, CakeWars2021, Communication, cousin’s girlfriend, daughter’s birthday, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, financial differences, financial strain, meal boundaries, parenting decisions, refusing cake, relationship dynamics, setting boundaries, social class, social expectations

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and cake drama!

Picture this: you’re just trying to enjoy a peaceful day of mining and crafting when suddenly, your cousin’s girlfriend swoops in with a fancy Bluey cake that’s out of this world. But wait, there’s a catch – she’s from a higher social class and now your daughter only wants the expensive food she provides. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for the ultimate showdown of social classes and cake wars. Will you be able to navigate the drama and come out on top? Only one way to find out – join now!

CareerCraft SMP – Free Resource Changer

career advancement, Career Advice, Career Change, career development, Career Growth, career guidance, career improvement, career resources, career success, CareerCraft, changer, educational resources, free, free resources, free tools, Job Search, Job skills, online courses, online learning, online resources, professional development, Resource, self improvement, skill development, smp

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures! I was just a noob player mining dirt blocks and punching trees, but then I joined this server and my life changed FOREVER.

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because the admins are actually wizards who can turn them into harmless bunnies with a snap of their fingers.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s lit AF. I once saw a zombie doing the floss dance while a skeleton DJ played sick beats on his bone xylophone.

But the best part? The free resource that changed my Minecraft career was a magical pickaxe that can mine diamond blocks with just one click. I found it in a chest guarded by a giant rainbow llama who only speaks in riddles.

So come join us on this crazy server and let’s build the most ridiculous pixel art creations together! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #BlockLife #MinecraftMadness #ChickenCreeperGang4Life 🐔💥🌈

BlockyBoomer

aging, appreciation, BlockyBoomer, Experience, Gratitude, growth, hindsight, introspection, life journey, life lessons, Maturity, personal development, perspective, perspective shift, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, timelessness, Understanding, Value, wisdom

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	1357
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6585
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about mining for diamonds while dodging explosive creepers that are wearing top hats and monocles?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and party with endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

CraftyUkraineWarzone

Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarzone, Crisis, current events, eastern europe, emergency, extended, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, legislation, martial law, May 9, Military, national defense, Politics, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukraine news, Unrest, War

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Emeralds Found:	6280	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine vibes and martial law until may 9!! fight off creepers and zombies with your martial arts skills and build a ukraine-themed base to protect yourself from the chaos. join now for a chance to win a virtual trip to ukraine where you can meet real-life martial artists and learn their ways. don’t miss out on this wild adventure, join now!

Pixel Politics & Memes

2024.., Countries, digital communication, education, elections, health, left-leaning, memes, Migration, online activism, PIXEL, polarisation, political discourse, Political Engagement, political polarization, Politics, Religion, right leaning, social media, Social Media Posts, social media trends., Technology

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Void Armor Forged:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE THE ELECTIONS IN 2024 BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS AND LESS POLITICS! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BUILD A CASTLE AND FIGHT ZOMBIES WHILE DEBATING WHETHER DIAMONDS OR EMERALDS ARE BETTER!

RIGHT-LEANERS CAN BUILD A WALL AROUND THEIR BASES TO KEEP OUT THE LEFT-LEANERS WHO ARE TOO BUSY MAKING POTIONS AND ENCHANTING THEIR ARMOR TO CARE! BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’RE ALL FRIENDS HERE, UNLESS YOU STEAL SOMEONE’S DIAMONDS, THEN ALL BETS ARE OFF!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE OF A MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE THE ONLY THING MORE CHAOTIC THAN THE REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IS THE CHAT! LET’S BUILD A COMMUNITY STRONGER THAN A NETHERITE SWORD AND HAVE A BLAST TOGETHER!

The Dominion

Adventure, Bosses, Builders, Challenges, Community, Custom Items, Discord, Dominion, Dungeons, Evolution, Feedback, Leveling system, Loot, Lore, Map, Minecraft, Progression, PvE, RPG, rules, Server, smp

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to The Dominion
IP: play.thedominion.us
Alternate IP: thedominion.us

Description
🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion (est. 2013)! 🏰
The Dominion offers a curated RPG experience with a beginning, middle, and end. Progress through leveling up, acquiring gear, and completing challenges in around 50-60 hours of gameplay. Enjoy exclusive loot and constantly evolving content in a community-driven server.

Features
⚔️ Dungeons: Conquer challenges for exclusive loot
🌍 Worlds: SMP building and bespoke RPG worlds
🛠️ Customization: Unique items, bosses, and leveling system
👥 Community Driven: Help improve the server
🆕 Constant Evolution: Your feedback shapes fresh content

Links
Discord
Map

Rules
– Inappropriate messages
– Bug abuse
– Macroing and passive-play
– Visiting constructions without permission
– Griefing, stealing, and more

FAQ:

1. How long does it take to complete The Dominion?

The server can be “beaten” in around 50-60 hours of gameplay.

2. What is the focus of The Dominion?

The Dominion offers a curated RPG experience with dungeons, worlds, customization, and a community-driven environment.

3. How can players contribute to the server?

Players can provide feedback, help improve the server, and shape its content evolution.

4. Are there specific rules for gameplay?

Yes, there are rules against inappropriate messages, bug abuse, macroing, passive-play, griefing, stealing, and more. Be sure to follow them while playing on The Dominion.

5. Where can I find more information about The Dominion?

You can visit the official Discord and Map links provided in the server description for additional details and community interaction.

Porky Pixel Paradise 1.20

alternative cuisine, Anus, bizarre food, culinary adventures, culinary taboo, earth dollars, eccentric dining habits, excessive eating, forbidden pleasures, gastronomic exploration, indulgence, offbeat desires, Paradise, peculiar taste, PIXEL, pork feast, pork indulgence, porky, strange cravings, taboo behavior, tickle, unconventional diet, uncooked pork, unusual appetite

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Alien Abductions:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where eating uncooked pork is a delicacy! We offer a unique opportunity to tickle virtual anuses in exchange for earth dollars. Don’t miss out on this wild and wacky adventure!

EagleEyePartyCentral

aita, apartment, city hall, EagleEyePartyCentral, Eagles, Friends, Guilt, Invested, limited space, logical, nj, Packers fan, Patriots fan, Philadelphia, seating, significant others, super bowl, Upset, watch party

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	1581	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can host epic watch parties for the Eagles (or any other team)? Look no further! Our server may not have a small office or a three seat recliner couch, but we do have virtual seating for all your friends (and their significant others, even if they’re Packers or Patriots fans)!

Join us for a Super Bowl celebration like no other, where you can walk down to our virtual City Hall and celebrate with the rest of the city (virtually, of course). Don’t worry about limited space or seating, because in our Minecraft world, the possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and show your team spirit, no matter who you root for. And remember, in our world, everyone is an Eagles fan (or at least they can pretend to be for the day). See you there!

VintageVibesMC

antiquated, bring back, bygone era, cherished relics, childhood favorites, extinct items, fond memories, forgotten treasures, lost treasures, Nostalgia, obsolete, old world charm, Relics, relics of the past, Resurrected, Revival, sentimental favorites, treasures of the past, vintage, vintage finds, VintageVibesMC

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Remember the good old days when dinosaurs roamed the Earth? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve brought them back to life! That’s right, you can ride a T-Rex to battle creepers or have a pet Triceratops to help you mine for diamonds. And that’s not all – we also have unicorns, dragons, and even a friendly neighborhood Loch Ness Monster. So if you want to experience a world where the impossible is possible, join our server and let your imagination run wild!

Starlink Smackdown Minecraft Server

Business, Competition, contracts, Corruption, elon musk, ENEMY, Government, innovation, international relations, Investigating, investigation, Legal, Minecraft, Procurement, Satellite, Server, SmackDown, Space, spacex, starlink, Technology, Ukraine, usaid

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than elon musk’s enemy usaid investigating starlink’s contracts in ukraine. we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of slime blocks. our community is more lit than a nether portal on fire. join us and experience the chaos for yourself. who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets hidden in our pixelated world. so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train and let’s see where it takes us.