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Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Butts, don’t exist, dont, Exist, fem, FemBUTTS, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Towns Built:	1	Magic Items Found:	2742
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

BlockyBodyBenders

#Daredevil, Adrenaline Rush, BlockyBodyBenders, Body, challenging oneself, craziest thing, crazy stunts, Endurance, EXTREME, extreme activities, extreme experiences, extreme sports, INSANE, INTENSE, Limits, mental toughness, physical challenge, physical feats, pushing boundaries, pushing limits, thrill-seeking

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Have you ever tried to survive a night in a Minecraft world filled with nothing but explosive creepers and lava pits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us if you dare to test your survival skills in the most extreme conditions imaginable. Who needs skydiving or bungee jumping when you can experience the adrenaline rush of narrowly escaping a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges Minecraft has to offer!

DebianCraft: CrowdStrike’s Secret Minecraft Server

Breach, Bug Fix, Crowdstrike, CrowdStrikes, cyber attack, cyber defense, cybersecurity, data breach, Data Protection, debian, DebianCraft, incident response, it security, Linux distribution, Minecraft, network security, Rocky Linux, secret, SECURITY, Server, software, software update, system compromise, threat detection, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Farms Harvested:	102	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3576
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

so, like, u know how u always tryna find a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the wall and cray cray? well, look no further cuz THIS server is where it’s at, fam!

lemme tell u sumthin, CrowdStrike broke Debian and Rocky Linux months ago, but, like, no one even noticed cuz we were too busy building epic castles and slaying dragons in this server.

join us and be part of the most lit community ever! we got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

so, what u waitin for? come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll have u ROFLing for days!

PunkCraft Island Invasion

alternative culture, anarchist, controversial, Elite, exclusive, favoured, German, German punks, holiday island, Invasion, ISLAND, Launch, political statement, protest, Punk Rock, PunkCraft, Punks, Rebellion, tourism, vacation

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	415202	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s like a bunch of german punks decided to invade this holiday island where all the rich and famous peeps like to chill. but instead of causing chaos, they just built the most insane minecraft world ever seen! it’s like a mix of punk rock vibes and luxury living, with crazy builds and wild parties happening 24/7. you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the coolest invasion ever! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s rock out in minecraft style!

PuppyAgeCraft: Methylation Mayhem

aging analysis, aging biomarkers, aging epigenetics, aging factors, aging genetics, aging markers, aging methylation., aging process, Aging research, aging signatures, aging studies, animal models, biological aging, canine aging, comparative biology, confounding factors, DNA methylation, domestic dog, epigenetics, MAYHEM, Methylation, methylation platforms, PuppyAgeCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we do not only build stuff but also analyze methylation platforms for signatures of biological aging in domestic dogs! 🐶🔬

We found out dat dogs age differently depending on how many creepers dey fight in Minecraft! 😂🐕 And if dey eat too many pork chops, dey age even faster! 🍖⏳

So come join us and help us uncover all da crazy confounding factors dat affect doggy aging in dis wacky Minecraft world! 🤪🌍

Plus, we have a secret lab where we are trying to create a potion dat makes dogs immortal! 🧪🐾 So if you wanna be part of dis wild experiment, join our server now! 🚀🐶

Remember, on dis server, anything is possible, even reversing da aging process for our furry friends! 🐾⏳✨

factionfrenzy.com

action, Adventure, airdrop events, airdrops, Economy, faction activities, faction frenzy, faction fun, faction gameplay, faction warfare, faction world, Factions, factions server, MCMMO, mcMMO Skills, minecraft server, multiplayer, Player skills, PvP, pvp server, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Votes:	3060	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1661

FactionFrenzy.com is PvP Factions server with McMMO and plenty of activities to keep the game going.

As a new player you can experience the excitement of finding airdrops to kickstart the journey, level up your character skills or to travel the world looking for action.

Join or create a faction today to get in on the fun!

play.factionfrenzy.com

Minecraft Monarchy Minis 1.21 & 1.20.6, no brackets or braces here!

1.20.6, activities, Auctions, bedrock, Bedwars, braces, Brackets, Chest Shops, Community, Discord, Dynmap, ElytraRace, Events, Grief Protection, java, Minecraft, Minigames, MINIS, Monarchy, Parkour, Prophunt, Q3 2024, Safe Zones, Splegg, TNT Run, Warps, Website

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Lands of Minearchy
Hello Heroes, and welcome!
We are the Minearchy Team, and we want to share our passion project with you. Our server has two main goals: Create an active and friendly community that brings people together Ensure everyone has fun, whether they play often or not so much
We focus on SMP & Minigames, with regular events and in-game activities to keep things exciting.
Survival / SMP
Take a break from fast-paced game modes and enjoy something more relaxing. Minearchy SMP offers an unfiltered survival experience with various Quality-Of-Life improvements. Features include Chest Shops, Auctions, Safe Zones, Warps, Grief Protection, and more. We even have a Dynmap!
Minigames
Experience popular games combined with beautiful builds and engaging gameplay. Our wide selection of minigames includes: TNT Run TNT Tag BombLobbers Parkour Splegg Prophunt TempleRun TheLab Party Games Block Party KitPVP Quake Mini Walls Zombies
Our team is constantly working to add more activities. Upcoming games include ElytraRace and Bedwars, expected in Q3 2024.
Join Now
Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com
Website: minearchy.com Discord: discord.gg/minearchy
Come be part of a great community and have some fun! Hope to see you there!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the Java server at play.minearchy.com and the Bedrock server at bedrock.minearchy.com.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our website.

Q: What kind of minigames are available on the server?

A: We have a wide variety of minigames including TNT Run, TNT Tag, BombLobbers, Parkour, Splegg, Prophunt, and more. We are constantly adding new games to keep things exciting.

Q: Are there any in-game activities or events?

A: Yes, we have regular events and in-game activities to keep things exciting for our players. You can participate in various activities and win rewards.

Q: Can I suggest new games or features for the server?

A: Absolutely! We love to hear feedback and suggestions from our players. You can suggest new games or features on our Discord server.

Q: Is there a way to protect my builds on the server?

A: Yes, we have Grief Protection and Safe Zones to protect your builds from griefing. You can also use Chest Shops and Auctions to trade with other players.

Q: How often are new games and features added to the server?

A: Our team is constantly working on adding new games and features to the server. We aim to release updates regularly to keep the server fresh and exciting for our players.

AnimeTimeSkip Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Analysis, anime tropes, AnimeTimeSkip, audience expectations, Character development, character growth, Disappointment, Minecraft, missed opportunities, narrative continuity, narrative flaws, narrative inconsistencies, Narrative structure, pacing, plot advancement., plot progression, Server, storytelling, storytelling pitfalls, Storytelling techniques, time jumps, timeskips

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Star Shards Collected:	240	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Magic Items Found:	1377	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Tired of boring timeskips in anime? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic timeskips you’ll ever experience! Imagine jumping forward in time and finding yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Join us for a time-traveling adventure like no other! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive the timeskip, you’ll be granted the power of unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a dragon into battle. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest timeskip of your life!

CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

Aspects, Catalysts, causes, Circumstances, Components, CraftyCatastrophe, determinants, ELEMENTS, Explanations, Factors, forces, incentives, inducers, instigators, Minecraft, motivators, Origins, reasons, Roots, Server, sources, stimulants, triggers

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Buildings Constructed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds in a world made entirely of cheese!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the players with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the land?

So come on down to our server and prepare for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because things are about to get crazy!

PartyPig Minecraft Server

30th birthday, aita, autistic, Babysitting, babysitting request, birthday event, children, family, FOMO, Friends, in-laws, invited, Minecraft, Party, party attendance, PartyPig, Server, sibling, sister, social anxiety, social media, socializing, young children

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	1265
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mines Excavated:	1078	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Let me tell you about this epic server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion!

Picture this: you, a brave 20-year-old warrior, are invited to a crazy 30th birthday bash by your sister’s friend. But wait, plot twist! You’re asked to babysit four tiny humans in a separate house while the party rages on. And get this, you’re autistic and parties aren’t your jam, but you’re willing to face the challenge for the sake of not missing out on the fun!

But fear not, for your sister swoops in like a hero on a diamond-clad steed and saves the day by negotiating with the birthday girl. Will you be the hero of the party or the villain who ditched the kiddos for a night of sibling shenanigans?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (we promise, they drop wool, not TNT)! Don’t be a blockhead, come join the chaos!

BrotherlyBlockDrama

academic pressure, Boundaries, BrotherlyBlockDrama, communication breakdown, Emotional Abuse, emotional detachment, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, favoritism, forgiveness, mental health, parental expectations, Resentment, self-care, self-preservation, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your family drama? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs a brother when you can have a whole community of gamers to hang out with?

Our server is so awesome, even your dad will want to join in on the fun (and maybe finally give you some gifts for once). Plus, we promise not to threaten to marry you off if you don’t score well in-game.

So come on down to our server and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and let the gaming therapy begin!