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AthleticCraft

Aesthetics, athletes, AthleticCraft, athleticism, attractiveness, beauty, best looking, Competition, FITNESS, health, physical agility, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, physical endurance, Physical fitness, physical performance, physical prowess, physical strength, Sport, sports, Sportsmanship

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Forget about basketball players and football stars, the real MVPs are on our Minecraft server! Our players have the most chiseled blocky bodies you’ve ever seen, with abs so sharp they could mine diamonds. Join our server and witness the ultimate showdown of athleticism as our players sprint, jump, and build their way to victory. Who needs the Olympics when you can watch our players compete in epic parkour races and intense PvP battles? So if you want to see some truly beautiful athletes in action, come join our server and prepare to be amazed!

BlockyMonetize Minecraft Server

ad revenue, adsense, Advertising Platform, BlockyMonetize, Digital Marketing, GOOGLE, google services, Impact, internet, Minecraft, monetization, online advertising, online business, online content, online monetization, policy change, Publisher Network, Publishers, Revenue, russia, Server, Shut down, Website

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mines Excavated:	4639	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6582

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where google adsense shuts down in russia? well u in luck cuz that’s exactly what happens on our server! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever. no more ads means no more distractions, just pure minecraft madness. plus, u never know what other crazy events will happen next. maybe the cows start flying or the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine. anything is possible on our server. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see what wacky adventures await u!

UkraineCraft: 28 Towns Evacuated!

Civilian, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, evacuated, evacuation, Evacuees, Government, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Towns, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7888	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are battling it out for control of 28 towns! you can be a part of the action and help decide the fate of these virtual towns!

imagine being a russian soldier trying to evacuate 180,000 virtual citizens while ukrainian players are trying to take over the towns! it’s chaos and madness but so much fun!

join now for a chance to be a hero or a villain in this crazy virtual warzone! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

CarbCraze EnduroCraft

CarbCraze, EnduroCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mines Excavated:	1656
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

HEY U, YEA U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT INTENSIVE SHORT-TERM NIGHT-TIME CARBOHYDRATE RESTRICTION AND EXERCISE BEFORE BREAKFAST! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GONNA ALTER ENERGY METABOLISM AND PROMOTE ENDURANCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE DIS! SO COME ON AND JOIN DA FUN, WE GONNA MAKE UR MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE WILD AND WACKY! LET’S GET LIT!

GrateHost Demo

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Potions Brewed:	188
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	4034
Players Killed by Monsters:	538	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

This server showcases GrateHost’s hosting capabilities and is designed to handle up to 400 players simultaneously. It operates as a survival server with an expected uptime of 99.9%, running indefinitely unless changes in management or unforeseen circumstances arise. Feel free to use this server like a regular survival SMP, invite friends and enjoy the gameplay together. As the server has the ability to hold 400 players at any given time this allows you in theory invite a small town and play at the same time or to use this server as is for LAN parties if you wish.

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CraftLies

Anarchy, borders, Casino World, cheat-free, Clan, Competition, competitive, CraftLies, Cross-Play, End World, Events, Fun, Item World, MCMMO, Minecraft, Nether world, Netherite scrap, PvP, Raiding, Server, Special items, strategic battles, Survival, Tournaments, unique gaming experience, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Our server offers a completely cheat-free anarchy environment. You can join forces with your friends by establishing your own clan and participate in strategic battles. While the borders of our world expand from -5000 to 5000, the Nether world is limited from -2000 to 2000. There is no Netherite scrap in the Nether world, which increases the difficulty of the game.

We have an Item World where you can buy special items. You can also try your luck in the Casino World and multiply your items. Enjoy the competition with the last remaining events and tournaments held regularly.

The End world is intentionally closed and will not be opened. This helps our server to offer a different and unique gaming experience.

If you’re looking for a competitive and fun Minecraft experience, you’ve come to the right place!

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GayJewCraft Server: Breaking News – Doxing Groypers!

Alt-Right, BREAKING, breaking news, cancel culture, controversy, cyberbullying, DOXING, ethics in journalism, far right, free speech, GayJewCraft, Groypers, internet drama, jew, Jewish community, LGBTQ, literal gay, milo yiainopolous, News, online harassment, online safety, political commentator, Server, social media

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Secret Passages Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than the literal gay jew Milo Yiainopolous! He’s here to dox groypers because they dox other people too or something, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos, controversy, and crafting. Plus, where else can you say you’ve played Minecraft with Milo Yiainopolous? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

“SoulfulSMP” – Minecraft SMP

banned from /v/, banned users, controversial opinions, critical reviews, dark souls iii, Gaming Community, gaming culture, human filth, Minecraft, negative experiences, online forums, Personal preferences, remotely praises, smp, SoulfulSMP, strong opinions, subhuman, subjective opinions, toxic fandom, Unironically, video games, worst games

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of being banned from online forums for speaking your mind? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner chaos without fear of being judged? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the rebels, troublemakers, and meme lords out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build ridiculous structures that defy all laws of physics, and embark on quests that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom that grants you the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your inner troll run wild. Just remember, if you don’t like it, you’re probably just a boring, normal human being.

BoyfriendNightmareUltimatum

#announcement, anxiety, avoidance, Boundaries, BoyfriendNightmareUltimatum, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, facebook, family, miscarriage, mother-in-law, Nightmare, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Ultimatum

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and adventure!

We promise that our server is a safe space where you can escape from the craziness of real life. No overbearing mother-in-laws allowed! Plus, our community is filled with supportive players who will have your back, no matter what ultimatums you give your partner.

So come join us and build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who understand the struggle of dealing with in-laws from hell.

PartnerLoveMinecraftSMP

Affection, attraction, Bond, charming, Connection, endearing, Favorite, habits, idiosyncrasies, love, odd, partner, PartnerLoveMinecraftSMP, peculiar, Qualities, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Traits, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5175
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. From building giant statues of llamas to battling a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our players have the most unusual tastes in partners. We’ve got a guy who’s in love with his pet chicken, a girl who’s obsessed with her talking parrot, and even a player who’s dating a block of dirt! So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, come join us and see just how weird things can get. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!