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TripTreats4Kids

blended family, child support, class trip, co parenting, equal treatment, family dynamics, family unity, financial responsibility, half siblings, interactive museum, parallel parenting, parenting conflict, parenting decisions, parenting disagreements, school activities, sibling relationships, step siblings, stepchildren, stepcousins, stepfamily dynamics, TripTreats4Kids

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8684	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80

Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

BUILD, Communication, Create, emotion, Expression, Favorite, favorite word, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Personal, sentiment, sentimental, sentimentalism, sentimentalist, sentimentalist’s., sentimentality, sentimentally, Unique, vocabulary, why, Word, WordCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Enchantments Applied:	250	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	9470	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

activism, Canada, controversial, designation, extremism, foreign policy, Government, group, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, lists, MapleCraft, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Politics, Pro-palestinian, Samidoun, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, terrorist entity, terrorists

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

clash, Conflict, controversy, Creation, decision, Diplomacy, France, History, international relations, Israel, Land, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Politics, prime minister, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, UN, UNcreated, united nations

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Votes:	5757
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

GearedToSurvive

3d view, Adventure, Battles, Bluemap, Community, Crafting, Fabric, java, JourneyMap, Land Claims, Minecraft, Mods, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, Survival, teleports, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

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PeepHub

alliances, Battles, Bedrock Port 31465, Challenges, conquests, Cross-Play, Custom Generated World, Economy, Enchantments, Factions, Graves system, Jobs, Mining, Nation building, Paper 1.21, PvP, Resources, Seasons, Shop, Skills, Survival, Territories, Vanilla items, Wars

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

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Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

#youtube, Adventure, bedrock, Biomes, building, Community, Competition, Cozy, CozyCraft, crafter, Discord, Economy, Events, EXTRA, java, mastermind, Minecraft, Plugins, Politics, Roleplay, Server, server ip, smp, Survival, Terrain, Vanilla, VIBES

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Server Name	CozyCraft SMP Season 2
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Overview

CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is CozyCraft SMP?	CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2?	To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
What makes CozyCraft SMP unique?	CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders?	No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.

Fly in My Room Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of getting blown up by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where creepers are banned for life because they kept stealing our diamonds and blowing up our stuff.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village of talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical forest filled with dancing chickens and singing pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden sheep hidden deep within the forest, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!