| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 8825 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 459 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
Eternal IP address: mc.gamegrief.fun
195.201.204.247:25814
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 4923 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the hood behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 9326 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9609 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.
Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 7925 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5015 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 98 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 185 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can create your own rules and never have to worry about being called the worst person ever for leaving someone behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and create your own peaceful paradise.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind – because in Minecraft, you make the rules!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9927 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled cousins trying to get a cut of your hard-earned profits. In fact, we encourage you to keep all the diamonds for yourself and build the most epic castle imaginable!
Our server is like a virtual trust fund for you and your brother, where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your creations. So come join us and let’s build a world where family feuds are a thing of the past and the only thing that matters is having fun in Minecraft!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 9480 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, word on the street is that the server’s founder is actually a retired pirate who buried his loot somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and rediscover the joy of Minecraft all over again. Who knows, you might just find that the thing you once loved as a kid is even better now that you’re all grown up.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 6025 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 96 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 983 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wouldn’t dare mess with us. We’ve got a secret army of enchanted diamond armor-wearing llamas ready to protect you at all costs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns all dirt blocks into diamonds. Say goodbye to mining for hours on end, now you can just plant some grass and watch the bling roll in.
So come join us and never worry about the worst Minecraft crimes again. Just be prepared to defend your diamond llamas with your life.
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8988 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 2671 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 32 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 442 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 323 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7687 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 5404 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
we have a secret underground meme society where we decode ancient memes to unlock hidden treasures, like diamond pickaxes that never break and armor made of pure meme energy.
our server is protected by a giant meme dragon that breathes fire memes and guards our meme vault where we keep all the rarest pepes and dat boi memes.
join us if you dare, but beware, once you enter our meme-filled world, there’s no turning back. meme on, my friends, meme on.
