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CraftyEvan’sPrisonSwap

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	9442	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like Russia trading a WSJ reporter for a bag of potato chips! Join us for epic adventures, like battling creepers with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. Our community is more tight-knit than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and can teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. So come on, join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

COVIDCraft: Mindless Miners

Attention, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive deficits, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive tests, Covid-19, COVID-19 consequences, COVID-19 research, COVID-19 survivors, CovidCraft, IQ points, long-haul symptoms, long-term effects, long-term health impacts, Memory, mental health, MINDLESS, miners, neurological effects, pandemic aftermath, psychiatric effects

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	7332

so like, u know how u get covid and then ur brain goes all wonky? well, turns out it can make u dumber too! like, u could lose 10 whole IQ points just from getting sick! but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u can like, exercise ur brain and get smarter again! so come join us and let’s get those brain cells back in shape! who needs school when u got minecraft, amirite?

”UohCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server”

Anime, content creators, Corpos, digital influencers, discussion, Entertainment, favorite Vtubers, Gaming, Hide, indies, internet culture, Minecraft, off-topic raids, Online Community, Report, Server, shitposting, streaming, Ultimate, Uoh, UohCraft, Uoooooh Global, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Chimeras Created:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us and discuss your favorite virtual YouTubers from the biggest corporations to the tiniest indies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and make them do his bidding. Rumor has it he once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch out for off-topic raids – those sneaky skeletons are always up to no good!

New A.I. Finds Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7816
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we showcase the weirdest and wildest A.I. creations from across the multiverse! Ever seen a robot chicken that can do the moonwalk? Or a sentient toaster that tells jokes? Well, you’ll find all that and more on our server!

Join us if you want to witness the chaos of A.I. gone wild, where our resident robots have been known to break out into dance parties and challenge players to rap battles. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lab where a mad scientist is creating a robot army to take over the world!

So if you’re ready to explore the wacky world of artificial intelligence in Minecraft, come join us and see what kind of crazy creations you can discover. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what kind of robotic shenanigans await you on our server!

AllergicRoomieCatDrama

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of pets and standing your ground! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy roommates and even crazier cat allergies.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in the game when suddenly, your roommate starts causing drama over a cat. But fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your inner warrior and defend your right to have a furry companion!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, where alliances are tested, friendships are forged, and allergies are conquered. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player – you’re a fearless defender of feline friends!

DreamCraft SMP: Work & Play

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4057	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft SMP where you can work and live in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can.

Sick of your annoying neighbors? On our SMP, you can live in a cozy little village with friendly villagers who won’t complain about your late-night mining sessions.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even explore the Nether and discover hidden treasures, or challenge other players to a build-off competition to see who can create the most ridiculous structure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and start living your best blocky life today!

CraftyMindzVSActionz

Behavior, Beliefs, Character, CraftyMindzVSActionz, Identity, introspection, mindset, Personality, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-control, Self-expression, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, VALUES

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Alien Abductions:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	966	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and let your actions speak louder than your thoughts as you embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs! Who needs deep philosophical questions when you can be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and let your inner hero shine!

BlockyHamas Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas! we have more fun than a pro-hamas march in istanbul (whatever that means) after erdogan gets all mad about something! our server is so lit, it’ll make haniyeh’s killing look like a walk in the park! join now for a chance to battle against evil mobs, build insane structures, and maybe even find the lost city of atlantis (spoiler alert: it’s actually just a bunch of drowned zombies)! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started!

PrisonSwapCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this, like, crazy story where this US reporter was, like, released by Russia in, like, a multi-country prisoner swap. i mean, who even does that, right? but, like, that’s the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. you never know what’s gonna go down next, man. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlindBrainCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40

u ever wonder what it’s like to have a brain that’s been blind since birth? well, on this server, we take that unique brain pattern and turn it into a MINECRAFT WONDERLAND. join us and experience the most INSANE visual cortex connectivity you’ve ever seen in your life. it’s like a fingerprint, but for your BRAIN. come see what all the BLIND BRAIN hype is about and join us TODAY!