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Nuke factions

Economy, Experience, Factions, Features, gameplay, Minecraft, Newcomer, NukeFactions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Veteran

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1971
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

NukeFactions is not your typical Minecraft survival server. It combines the classic survival gameplay with a host of additional features designed to enhance and diversify the player experience. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game, NukeFactions offers something for everyone.

nukefactions.apexmc.co:25576

CraftyJewels Minecraft Server

CraftyJewels, Jews, lol, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6285

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of hilarious chickens took over the server and started hosting dance parties every night. The sheep started breakdancing, the pigs were doing the worm, and even the creepers were busting out some sick moves. It was a sight to behold! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of ninja llamas. So come join us and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Communication, computers, conspiracy theories, cyborgs, data, Digital, Future, Humanity, INFORMATION, internet, machine learning, Minecraft, ONLINE, robocraft, Robots, science fiction, Server, social media, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2647	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of feeling like the only human left in a sea of robots on the internet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you will be surrounded by a wacky cast of characters who are definitely NOT robots (we think). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to prove once and for all that you are not the only human left in the digital world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human endurance in a virtual environment. So, if you’re ready to show those robots who’s boss, come join us on ”'(server name)”’!

BleachBoyfriendCraft

age difference, beauty preferences, BleachBoyfriendCraft, bleached hair, boyfriend drama, boyfriend’s reaction, Communication Issues, couple conflicts, emotional reactions, eyebrow bleaching, hair changes, hair preferences, misunderstandings, personal style, petty arguments, relationship boundaries, relationship drama, relationship dynamics, spiteful actions, teenage relationships, young couple

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for some eyebrow-bleaching fun that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! On our server, we take things to the next level by bleaching our eyebrows and hair to settle petty arguments.

Join us as we navigate the world of relationship drama and questionable decisions. Who knew that a simple beauty change could cause so much chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows, you might just end up bleaching your eyebrows too. 😂🤣🤪

DebateBlocker404

Appearing, Comments.., Communication, Community, debate, DebateBlocker404, discussion, Feedback, forum, glitch, help desk, Interaction, Moderation, not appearing, ONLINE, social media, Support, technical issue, Troubleshooting, user experience, Website

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only debate is whether to build a house out of wood or stone? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate debate battleground! Join us and argue with other players about important topics like whether creepers are misunderstood or just plain evil. Plus, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of settling debates with epic build battles. So come join us and let the debates begin! Just be warned, things can get heated when discussing the best way to mine diamonds.

ProteinPunchCraft

carbon footprint reduction, circular economy, Circular food system, climate change mitigation, environmental impact, European protein intake, food consumption patterns, food production, food security, food sustainability, food waste reduction, greenhouse gas emissions reduction, land use reduction, ProteinPunchCraft, resource efficiency, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, sustainable diets, sustainable farming practices, sustainable food systems, sustainable protein sources

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6289
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

so, u know how u always hungry in minecraft? well dis server got u covered with our CIRCULAR FOOD SYSTEM. we got all da food u need to keep ur hunger bar full while also SAVING DA PLANET. our food system is so efficient, it reduces land use and greenhouse gas emissions like MAGIC. so join dis server and EAT ALL DA FOOD while also being an ENVIRONMENTAL WARRIOR. u won’t find dis kinda awesomeness anywhere else, trust me.

GlobalMining

Active, Economy, enyoing, everyone, Experience, Global, GlobalMining, KitPvP, Kjettinge, Meet, Minecraft, Noobwegian, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, Staff, Tag, Updated, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2009
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to GM! This is a server created by Kjettinge and Noobwegian. GM is a global server for everyone enyoing Minecraft. We hope you want to play with us on the server! People from all around the world joins GlobalMining, the server is updated regulary and the staff is active to give you the best experience!

We look forward to meet you! 😀

-GlobalMining staff-

162.19.20.156:2012

N-Bomb Minecraft Server Live

biden, controversial statements, death threats, debate chaos, family threats, heated exchange, Holy kino, inappropriate language, Live, live on air, live on stage, Minecraft, Moderators, N-bombs, NBomb, political drama, presidential debate, public broadcast, Punches, scandalous behavior, Server, shocking behavior, tense atmosphere, trump

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where N-bombs are dropped live on air, Biden is making death threats against Trump, and Trump is threatening Biden’s family. Our moderators have to step in to stop them from throwing punches live on stage! It’s like a reality show meets Minecraft – you won’t want to miss out on this crazy drama-filled server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

CraftyStuck Minecraft Server

Andrew Hussie, artist, banned, co, Comic, CraftyStuck, discussion, fan game, Genesis Project, homestuck, Homestuck General, HSG, Link, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nyassets Edition, Server, Thread, Trash, webcomic, Xenopavilia, Years

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Falling into the Void:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of getting banned for talking about Homestuck on other forums? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can discuss Homestuck to your heart’s content without any repercussions! Join us on this epic journey through the world of Homestuck, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Our server, lovingly dubbed “Nyassets Edition” (don’t ask us how we came up with that name, it’s a long and ridiculous story involving a talking llama and a magic potato), is the perfect place for fans of Homestuck to come together and nerd out over their favorite webcomic. We even have an exclusive fan game called “The Genesis Project” where you can immerse yourself in the world of Homestuck like never before.

So why should you join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of deranged chickens wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Andrew Hussie himself haunts our server, offering cryptic advice and occasionally turning players into pumpkins.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly unhinged Minecraft server for a Homestuck experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they have a tendency to explode when you least expect it.

SadDadGladLadMC

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Holy Grails Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Farms Harvested:	261	Zombie Dances:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!