New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • Blocky Celeb PrezCraft

    Blocky Celeb PrezCraft
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 1233
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 123 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is like no other – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that turns you into a ninja warrior, and a secret cave that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet the one and only Potato King, a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated an army of creepers armed only with a baked potato! Rumor has it he’s training a team of dancing llamas to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re very friendly (as long as you have carrots to feed them).

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken). You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EmpCraft

    EmpCraft
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 5017
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    New SMP server running on 1.20.6, as of right now its only survival but i do plan on adding more things to do on the server but please consider dropping by and trying it out! 😀

    empcraft.minecra.fr:25572

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCoin – Where mining for diamonds is more profitable than Bitcoin at 70K!

    CraftyCoin – Where mining for diamonds is more profitable than Bitcoin at 70K!
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 5570
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 94
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is the next big thing since BTC hit 70K again!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with 100X gems and insane stories that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic that even Anons are joining in on the fun, buying up all the virtual real estate and dominating the leaderboards.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the next Minecraft millionaire!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Infinite Cobblestone

    Infinite Cobblestone
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 5009
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 241
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you have a toaster that only works when the moon is full? A collection of rubber duckies that have mysteriously multiplied? An emergency inflatable unicorn float that you’ve never had to actually use?

    Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise you’ll find even more wacky and useless items to hoard! Join us and you might stumble upon a chest full of enchanted potatoes that make you fly, or a secret room filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

    Who needs practicality when you can have pure chaotic fun? Join our server now and dive into a world where the absurd is celebrated and the ridiculous is encouraged!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Prepare for war

    Prepare for war
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 2555
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 28 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Para Bellum. The #1 server for geopolitics and nation simulations!

    • Start a civilization, rally armies, write lore, and expand your domain! • World Lore and Roleplay! • Crossplay!

    What are you waiting for? Join now!

    51.81.48.177

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Veylix

    Veylix
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 2313
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Animals Bred: 184
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Magic Items Found: 1842
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our thriving Minecraft Skyblock community! Dive into a dynamic world where creativity knows no bounds and challenges await at every turn. Build your island empire from scratch, harnessing the power of teamwork and innovation to conquer the skies. Engage in exhilarating PvP battles, explore custom biomes teeming with adventure, and discover unique treasures hidden within our meticulously crafted spawn. With regular events, a vibrant marketplace, and a welcoming community of fellow adventurers, there’s never been a better time to join us on this epic journey. Forge your path, claim your destiny, and become a legend in the realm of Skyblock!

    Join veylix.net today!

    veylix.net:25638

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Perception LOLcraft

    Perception LOLcraft
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 7682
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Zombie Dances: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where misinterpretation is the name of the game! Join us if you want to experience a world where everything you say gets twisted into something completely different. It’s like playing a game of telephone, but with consequences!

    But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being a regular old player? Well, on our server, we welcome covert narcissists with open arms! Get ready to argue your way to the top, because giving up is not an option here.

    Feeling anxious about joining? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Our server is the perfect place to embrace your dark triad thoughts and let your inner narcissist shine. Who needs success when you can just be your true, twisted self?

    So come on, join us on our server and let’s see just how far your misinterpretations and narcissistic tendencies can take you. It’s a whole new world of chaos and confusion, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpergCraft: Where Howard’s meltdowns are just part of the fun!

    SpergCraft: Where Howard’s meltdowns are just part of the fun!
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 1906
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Crops Grown: 3868 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Howard on cocaine? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like Howard’s wife having an affair while he’s busy filling vending machines. Join us for a Sandpiper settlement-themed adventure where the Supreme Court might just toss out your case if you’re not on drugs. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos, join our server now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PresidentialShockerLOLZ

    PresidentialShockerLOLZ
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 3716
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 6756
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Mines Excavated: 4126

    New Minecraft Servers

    Step right up, folks, to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the most shocking secret revealed about a U.S. president on this server. Turns out, old George Washington himself was actually a secret ninja who fought off the British with his mad skills and a trusty diamond sword. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln – rumor has it he could summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his top hat! So if you want to uncover the wildest presidential secrets and maybe even learn a few ninja moves yourself, join us on this server now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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