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WiFiWardenCraft

apartment, college, Communication, Conflict, Contribution, diesel mechanics, homework, internet, lower priced plan, misunderstanding, Online Games, part time job, Password, resolution, roommate, School, sharing, tire shop, WiFi, WiFiWardenCraft, Xfinity

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Buildings Constructed:	21

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like sharing wifi with roommates who can’t pay their fair share? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where everyone pitches in for the wifi bill and nobody gets left out in the digital cold!

On our server, you can build your dream diesel mechanic shop without worrying about pesky roommates mooching off your internet connection. And if you ever run into a “Sheldon” in-game, just build a virtual wall to keep him out – problem solved!

So come join us on our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your epic creations. Who needs real-life roommates when you can have virtual friends who always pay their fair share? Join now and leave the real world behind!

BiblicalBlockLand

ambassadorship, Appointment, biblical claim, biblical right, BiblicalBlockLand, Conflict, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, Trump administration, UN ambassador, united nations, united states, West Bank

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mines Excavated:	2358	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7096

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the players are all, like, living in a world where trump’s UN ambassador is, like, saying israel has this ‘biblical right’ to the west bank. like, what even is that? it’s so wacky and wild, you gotta see it to believe it. join now for a totally bonkers time, dude.

Yamanashi Heartwarmers 1.21.3

1.21.3, authentic, beauty, Caring, charming, Community, culture, friendship, Generosity, genuine, Girls, Heartwarmers, Heartwarming, Hospitality, Japan, Kindness, local ], love, relationships, Traditions, warmth, Yamanashi

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Enchantments Applied:	206	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5359
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft server! Join now if you want to experience the absolute chaos of Yamanashi girls being unbelievably heartwarming. Like, seriously, who knew virtual blocky pixels could be so full of love and warmth? It’s like a virtual hug from a Yamanashi girl every time you log on. Don’t miss out on this wild ride of emotions and join today for a heartwarming experience like no other!

NoPolitixMinecraft SMP

American politics, Censorship, Civil Discourse, community guidelines, community standards, controversial topics, current events, discussion, forum rules, freedom of speech, government policies, internet regulations, NoPolitixMinecraft, online forums, Online platforms, opinion sharing, political ban, political discourse, political opinions, public debate, smp, social media

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7688

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground base filled with cakes and cookies. But wait, there’s more! Our server has a ban on American political topics because one time a creeper got elected as president and things got way too explosive. So if you wanna join in on the fun and chaos, come on over and let’s build some ridiculous structures and have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our blocks and cause drama. Let’s goooo! 🤪🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #NoPoliticsJustBlocks

BlockyRiotPardonPalooza

Accountability, American politics, assault, BlockyRiotPardonPalooza, Capitol riot, conservative viewpoint, Conservatives, criminal behavior, current events, donald trump, ethical considerations, government actions, Jan 6 rioters, justice system, law enforcement, legal implications, pardoning, police officers, political controversy, presidential pardons, Public Safety

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Emeralds Found:	9229
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness a virtual reenactment of the Jan 6 riots, complete with Trump pardoning all the rioters who physically assaulted police officers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s… actually, it’s just plain ridiculous. But hey, where else can you see a bunch of pixelated characters causing virtual havoc and getting away with it scot-free?

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even get a pardon yourself for all the mischief you’ll cause!

Zombie 28 Later Server

28 days later, 28 weeks later, 28 Years Later, alex garland, alphabetical order, Apocalypse, British films, Danny Boyle, film series, Horror, INFECTED, Juan Carlos Fresnadillo, post-apocalyptic, release dates, Robert Carlyle, Sequels, Server, Survival, Thriller, Undead, zombie, zombie movies

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

join our epic minecraft server where zombies take over the world and you gotta survive like in those movies 28 days later, 28 weeks later, and 28 years later but in alphabetical order. it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! come join the fun and see if you can outsmart the undead hordes and be the last one standing. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake for all our players. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the zombie madness begin!

Shrinking Salt Lake: Evapocalypse 2022

#sustainability, 2022, climate change, conservation, Decline, drought, ecosystem, environmental impact, Evapocalypse, evaporation, global warming, Great Salt Lake, hydrology, Lake, lake volume, Natural resources, precipitation, salt, SHRINKAGE, Shrinking, streamflows, warmer temperatures, water levels, weather patterns

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ores Mined:	1022
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
New Chunks Explored:	623545	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, come join our server where the Great Salt Lake is shrinking faster than your mom’s patience when you forget to do your chores!

We got lower streamflows that only account for two-thirds of the decline in lake volume, but wait, there’s more! The rest of the decline is all thanks to an increase in lake evaporation due to warmer temperatures. And guess what? It’s only gonna get worse as temperatures continue to rise, just like the drama in our server!

So, come on down and join us for a wild ride of shrinking lakes and rising temperatures. Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have all this craziness? Don’t miss out, join now!

West Legacy

Anarchy, anti cheat, Bans, crystal placement, Farms, Hacks, Knockback, Legacy, Map, nether roof, Ops, Performance, Players, PvP, Redstone, redstone machines, spawn rates, Stability, Survival, Vanilla, West

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	172	Void Gems Collected:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Minecraft IP	westlegacy.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/jHBvk9hVAD

West Legacy is a server that’s based on providing as pure of a vanilla experience possible with few changes to vanilla gameplay and stable performance. We can guarantee no wipes or bans with the same map forever. PvP is enhanced with faster crystal placement and knockback sync to ensure as similar of an experience for all players as possible. The anti cheat is configured to allow for all vanilla behavior while also preventing almost any hack from working. This allows us to have no ops or bans while not having to deal with the consequences of modern hack clients. The server is configured to allow redstone machines, spawn rates and farms to work as intended without compromising performance, as well as allowing the nether roof for farms.

You can join the Discord server for a complete breakdown on the server config and how it runs

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use hack clients on the server?	No, the anti cheat system is configured to prevent almost any hack from working.
Are there any bans or wipes on the server?	No, we guarantee no wipes or bans with the same map forever.
What is the PvP experience like on the server?	PvP is enhanced with faster crystal placement and knockback sync to ensure a similar experience for all players.
Can I build redstone machines and farms?	Yes, the server is configured to allow redstone machines, spawn rates, and farms to work as intended without compromising performance.

Dreamy Pixel Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, desire, dreamy, erotic thoughts, FANTASY, guilty pleasure, Haven, indulgence, intimate connection, intimate moments, lustful, Masturbation, personal pleasure, PIXEL, secret desires, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self-pleasuring, sexual fantasies, sexual pleasure, sexual release, solo play, solo pleasure

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	433493
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Potions Brewed:	59

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, I once saw a creeper twerking in a bikini on this server. It was so hot, I swear I almost burnt my retinas from the sheer sexiness of it all. And the best part? The owner of the server is, like, a wizard or something. I heard he can make your diamond sword shoot fireballs and your pickaxe turn into a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. It’s, like, totally insane, man. Plus, the community on this server is, like, full of unicorns and leprechauns who will grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of golden apples. So, yeah, if you’re not on this server, you’re seriously missing out on the weirdest, wildest, most wacky Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, bro, you won’t regret it.

RegiftedRage Minecraft Server

Amazon, aunt, Birthday, birthday gifts, Boundaries, Communication, confusion, disagreement, Disappointment, family, gift, Intentions, loving thoughts, Minecraft, personal information, RegiftedRage, relationship, returning gifts, scale, Server, snarky, Trust, uncle

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to send you any creepy gifts like a smart scale that spies on you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and zero scales involved.

Looking for a server where you won’t be guilt-tripped into sharing your personal information through weird gifts? Look no further, because we’ve got your back. Our server is a scale-free zone, where the only thing we measure is the amount of fun you’re having.

Join us and leave behind the drama of gift-giving with hidden agendas. Our community is all about spreading love and positivity, not returning gifts because they don’t meet some bizarre agreement. Say goodbye to gift exchanges with strings attached and hello to a server where the only thing you’ll be sending back is a creeper explosion!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t find any snarky aunts or weird scales here. Just pure, unadulterated fun!