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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7484 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u heard me right, DANCING CREEPERS! u won’t find that anywhere else, folks.
but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the minecraft world! join us and help them achieve their llama-licious goals.
oh, and did i mention we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples? all u gotta do is find it before the evil chicken army gets to it first.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, who knows? it’s all part of the fun!