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SMPdown – The Ding Dong Diddly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on a server far, far away, there was a player named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, tending to his crops, when suddenly a herd of creepers descended upon his farm. But instead of blowing up his precious crops, they started breakdancing and singing “Creeper, aw man!” Bob was so entertained that he decided to join in and soon enough, they formed a creeper dance crew that took the server by storm.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by none other than a group of dancing skeletons? You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton bust a move to some funky beats.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in all of Minecraft. Who needs sIopdown when you can have a ding dong diddly good time with us?

Blocky Dong Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mines Excavated:	1651
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this statement? Look no further! Our server is like a crazy mashup of cultures where whites are rocking big dicks and Asians are serving up some serious femininity. Join us for a wacky adventure where anything goes and you never know what you’ll encounter next. From giant chickens with unicorn horns to villages filled with dancing llamas, this server is a non-stop party of absurdity. So come on in and let’s see just how crazy things can get!

Crafty Ding Dong Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of creepers start dancing the Macarena around you. Or how about riding a pig with a saddle while shooting zombie villagers with a bow and arrow made of rainbow?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll give you a dragon egg that hatches into a disco ball!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love like Anon did with their date who showed up at their door with a creeper mask on!

FunkCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Farms Harvested:	995
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’re not just any ordinary server, we’re the Friday Night Funkin’ General Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Friday Night Funkin’ dance battles. Winner gets a diamond sword! 2. Our server is guarded by a pack of wild Tankmen who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. 3. We have a Pico-themed rollercoaster that will make you scream louder than a creeper explosion. 4. Our server is haunted by the ghosts of Madness characters, but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them. 5. Every month is Spooky Month on our server, so get ready for some spooktacular events and challenges.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the Friday Night Funkin’ madness begin!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6263
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of power! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the ability to fly on a giant chicken and shoot fireballs from their eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Sheep Olympics,” where players compete in events like synchronized swimming and extreme sheep herding. The winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow-colored wool and a pet unicorn!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can journey to the Nether realm, where you’ll face off against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs. Defeat them and you’ll be rewarded with a magical bacon sword that can slice through anything like butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer!

FoodieFiasco Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as Worcestershire sauce on houmous? Look no further, my friends! Join our server and experience the thrill of unexpected combinations just like this epic tale of houmous gone wrong.

Just like Auntie here, we expect our players to be adventurous and try new things. Who knows, you might discover a winning combination that will blow your mind! And if it doesn’t work out, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell.

But beware, we don’t cater to picky eaters here. You gotta eat what you order, just like our friend who had to finish his houmous with Worcestershire sauce. Don’t worry, we won’t let you starve – we’ve got plenty of virtual bread and feta cubes to keep you satisfied.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected flavors await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember, Auntie’s watching, so don’t be afraid to take a bite out of life (or houmous)!

KidCreeperKarma

ACCUSATION, anger, Boundaries, Cats, child behavior, childfree, Communication, discipline, family, Guilt, keepsakes, KidCreeperKarma, Kids, late 30s, missing items, parenting, reality check, sentimental, SIL, vacation, Wedding

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	728565	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are you tired of kids messing with your sentimental stuff? Do you want a childfree haven where your precious wedding flowers and middle school friend’s bracelet are safe from sticky fingers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where your keepsakes are protected by virtual locks and keys, where children are banned from even looking at your precious treasures. Our server is a paradise for those who value their sentimental items more than anything else.

But beware, if you dare to accuse a child of taking your belongings, be prepared for the wrath of their parents and the disapproving looks of the little thieves themselves. It’s a wild ride of drama and intrigue, all while building your dream Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual valuables in a childfree environment. Who needs kids when you have cats and a whole world of blocks to play with? Join now and never worry about missing keepsakes again!

ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

Authenticity, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, Insecurity, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, masculinity norms, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, Self-expression, self-perception, Server, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	367	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of being judged for liking things that aren’t considered “manly”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we embrace all things that make you unique, whether it’s your love for pastel-colored blocks or your secret obsession with building flower gardens.

Join us and discover a world where real men wear pink armor and ride around on unicorns instead of horses. Show off your creativity by building a giant statue of yourself flexing your muscles, or challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

Forget toxic masculinity, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and being yourself. So come on, embrace your inner unicorn-loving, flower-crown wearing self and join us today!

GenZCraft: MissedOutOnGeocities

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8814	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Remember those days when the internet was a wild west of creativity and chaos? Well, our Minecraft server is like a time machine back to those glory days! Join us for a chance to experience the nostalgia of early internet culture while building epic creations with your fellow players.

On our server, you’ll find secret underground chat rooms filled with memes from the ancient times, pixel art galleries showcasing the best of Geocities, and even a hidden shrine dedicated to the almighty Hampster Dance. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just uncover a portal to the legendary land of MySpace.

So why join our server? Because where else can you battle creepers while jamming out to the sweet sounds of dial-up internet? Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the internet’s golden age – join us now!

MapleCraft: Attack of the Ex-Envoy

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz our democracy is, like, under attack…in Minecraft! ex-China envoy, like, totally warned us after some crazy report from NSICOP. but don’t worry, we got this! join us and help save Canada’s democracy, one block at a time! plus, we have, like, the best parties and the most epic build battles. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in the virtual world!

BlockyBlast

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Zombie Dances:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can relive ur childhood dreams and build the most epic creations ever. we have unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. u can ride on a rainbow to find hidden treasure and battle evil monsters with ur friends.

we have a secret club where u can unlock special powers and become the ultimate minecraft master. join us and never outgrow ur younger self, because let’s be real, being an adult is overrated. come play with us and let ur inner child run wild!

🦞 Sunburned SMP: Surviving Lobster Pots & Custom Gear, minus the Whitelist & Resets! 1.20+ for both Java & Bedrock!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8215
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	102166	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315
Void Gems Collected:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Server IP	play.shaded.gg

Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Overview

Hello, fellow Minecrafters!

Shaded is the best SMP survival server in 2024, offering a classic and immersive gameplay experience with a friendly and active community. Features include land claiming, custom gear, skills, economy, events, and more. Join us today at play.shaded.gg!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join Shaded, simply copy and paste the IP address play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

2. Is the server cross-platform?

Yes, Shaded is a cross-platform server, allowing both Java and Bedrock players to join and play together.

3. What features does the server offer?

Shaded offers land claiming, custom gear, skills, economy, events, quests, free ranks, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.

4. How can I protect my creations and belongings?

You can protect your creations and belongings on Shaded by using land claiming and grief prevention features.

5. Is there a dedicated staff team on the server?

Yes, Shaded has a dedicated staff team that is always ready to help and listen to player feedback.

6. Where can I find more information and updates about the server?

For more information and updates, you can visit the Shaded website, Discord, Twitter, and Vote page.

7. Are there any in-game events or challenges?

Yes, Shaded offers quests, events, and weekly challenges to keep players entertained and rewarded.

PerfectClone Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	176
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mines Excavated:	4856
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you mine and craft all day with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where you can kys in-game and respawn as an exact copy of yourself to live a perfect life forever! It’s like a never-ending cycle of respawn and perfection, all in the world of Minecraft. So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill of living multiple lives in one game. Who knew dying could be so much fun?