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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5751 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6083 |
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