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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 6466 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8820 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Ores Mined: | 9659 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
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