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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 6736 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 3423 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Star Shards Collected: | 300 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Join us on our server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, and the chickens have formed a secret underground society plotting to take over the world.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.