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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 8977 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
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