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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 6873 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 4447 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 62 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
But beware, there’s also a curse going around that’s killing people’s sex lives left and right. Like, one dude joined and suddenly his pickaxe wasn’t the only thing that was limp, if you catch my drift. It’s like a sex life apocalypse up in here, but in a funny way.
So come join us on this wild ride of blocky debauchery and see if your sex life gets a boost or a bust! And remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing getting hard on this server, if you know what I mean 😉.