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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 609 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
Join our SMP if you want to be surrounded by a bunch of players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks just because they can. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?
Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them howl with laughter. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by creepers – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind world!
