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FitCraft Minecraft Server

coathanger wire, copyright infringement, digital piracy, dogshit internet, file compression, file sharing, FitCraft, FitGirl repacks, illegal downloads, low bandwidth, Minecraft, net win, online piracy, pirate sites, poor thirdies, Server, slow download speeds, slow internet connection, software cracking, software piracy, torrenting, unpacking files, waiting time

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Potions Brewed:	113	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unpacking your game files at lightning speed! Our server is so fast, even pirates with coathanger wire internet can enjoy the game in no time. Plus, our community is full of hilarious stories about pirates and their struggles with slow internet. So come join us for a laugh and some speedy unpacking fun!

KiwiKandyCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, candy, Charity, community support, controversy, Crisis, Dangerous, distribution, drug epidemic, Drugs, food bank, HARMFUL, illegal substances, illicit drugs, KiwiKandyCraft, Lethal, methamphetamine, Minecraft, new zealand, overdose, public health, Server, substance abuse

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Gems Collected:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life!!! we have more diamonds than you can shake a stick at and more creepers than you can count!!!

one time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples that gave them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn!!!

another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers were actually aliens in disguise, and they gave him a magical sword that could shoot fireballs out of the tip!!!

plus, we have the most insane events like a giant chicken race where the winner gets a pet dragon that can breathe fire and fly you to the moon!!!

so come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!!! you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case you might want to stay away because we have enough fun to make your head explode like a watermelon filled with fireworks!!!

RedSeaPvP: HouthiShipwrekt

Conflict, Defense, Destroys, foreign policy, Houthi vessels, HouthiShipwrekt, international relations, maritime conflict, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Military operations, military strike, naval engagement, naval forces, naval warfare, Red Sea, RedSeaPvP, Saudi Arabia, us military, Warships, Yemen

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Herobrine Sightings:	10
New Chunks Explored:	514523	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy houthi vessels in the red sea LMAO. we got the US military on our side, blowing up boats like it’s nobodys business. you gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft. join now for some wild adventures and explosive fun. who needs boring old survival mode when you can be part of a military operation in the red sea? come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s blow stuff up together, it’ll be a blast!

SwimCraft: Dive In!

adaptation, animal facts, Aquatic, aquatic mammals, biology, Dive, Evolution, human species, humans, learn to swim, mammal adaptation, mammal behavior, mammal characteristics, mammal evolution, mammal survival, Mammals, SwimCraft, swimming, swimming abilities, swimming techniques, Unique, water skills

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	9949
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE TEACH U HOW TO SWIM LIKE A DOLPHIN BUT WITH BLOCKS. U CAN DIVE INTO OUR PIXEL OCEAN AND BECOME A SWIMMING MASTER. WE EVEN HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS GIVE U DIAMONDS IF U CAN DO THE MACARENA UNDERWATER. DON’T BE A LANDLUBBER, COME JOIN US AND BECOME A SWIMMING LEGEND, DUDE.

MelanomaMasters: TCF1+ vs TCF1- TRM CD8s & cDC1s

CD8s, cDC1s, immunotherapy response, melanoma protection, MelanomaMasters, TCF1, TCF1-negative, TCF1-positive, TRM, TRM CD8 T cell subsets

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3947
Void Armor Forged:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Yo, listen up fam! This server is like the ultimate battle between TCF1-positive and TCF1-negative TRM CD8 T cell subsets and cDC1s in a wild world of melanoma protection and immunotherapy response! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and insane strategies as we fight to save the world from the evil forces of cancer! Plus, we have the dankest memes and the most lit parties in all of Minecraft! So come on and join us, because only the bravest warriors can survive in this epic adventure! Let’s do this!

Portal Craft Skyblock

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, Magic, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7808
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Our server named Portal Craft is opened for versions 1.16.5 and 1.20.6 in the skyblock area and is a server with unlimited slots and does not require premium. We aim to offer you a nice gaming experience and a warm environment.

portalcraft.batihost.net

OriMC

Crates, Economy, Jobs, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Not PTW, OriMC, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

OriMC is a new Minecraft Survival server, supporting 1.18+

We’re doing our best to provide an amazing experience!

Features

– Survival – LifeSteal – Crates – Jobs – Not PTW – And so many more features!

If you’d like to check it out, join our discord!

play.orimc.xyz

PartyBreakdown Minecraft Server

acceptance, comfort, Communication, coping, Departure, emotional distress, family, healing, Insecurity, Laughter, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nervous breakdown, Party, PartyBreakdown, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Support, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	206	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape from awkward family situations like this one! Our server is a safe space for all, especially those who have had a nervous breakdown at a party. Build your own virtual world where no one will judge you for your insecurities. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from your mom and sister when they try to comfort you in the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to leave your real life drama behind and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures!

PhoneNumberScammerHunter Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, block calls, cybersecurity, Data Protection, fraud, Harassment, identity theft, Indian scammers, Minecraft, Nuisance, personal information, phone number, phone scams, phone security, PhoneNumberScammerHunter, privacy, protect yourself, report scams, scam, smp, STOP, telemarketers, unwanted calls

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of dodging phone calls from Indian scammers trying to steal your diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further than our wild and wacky SMP! Join us and learn the secret technique of building a fortress so impenetrable, even the most persistent scammers won’t be able to break through. Plus, rumor has it that the leader of our SMP once pranked a scammer by luring them into a pit of lava and making them mine obsidian for hours. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! Join now and say goodbye to those pesky scammers for good.

GuardianGriefers Minecraft Server

Adulthood, Agreement, anger, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conversation, Dire situation, emotional, Friend, guardian, GuardianGriefers, House, ignoring, INSULTED, legal advice., legal issues, Locks, Minecraft, MINOR, MONEY, Rent, Server, Support

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	7718
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates changing the locks on you. Our server is a safe space where you can focus on crafting and building without any legal issues getting in your way.

Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of handling delicate situations with care and precision. No emotional outbursts here, just pure dedication to creating the perfect blocky paradise. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

SibFree Bday Bash Server

Bash, BDay, birthday invitations, birthday party guests, birthday party planning, birthday party rules, children’s birthday party, extra siblings, family members, kids birthday party, party attendance, party etiquette, party guests, party invitations, party planning, party rules, rude behavior, Server, SibFree, sibling policy, twin boys

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	43	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Runes Activated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of random kids crashing your Minecraft party like unwanted siblings? Join our server where we have a strict “No extra siblings” policy! Just like this parent who had to deal with unexpected guests at their kids’ birthday party, we understand the struggle of uninvited guests showing up unannounced.

Imagine logging into our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find a bunch of random players bringing their whole family along for the ride. No thanks! That’s why we have a special message on our server that says “Please no extra siblings.” We want to keep the party exclusive to your friends, not your friend’s cousin’s neighbor’s dog.

So if you’re tired of dealing with unexpected guests in your Minecraft world, join our server where we keep the party small and the fun big! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure guarded by a horde of unwanted siblings. Just kidding…or are we? Join now and find out!