The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

Anticipated, Backlash, criticism, Development, Disappointment, Disaster, dogshit, Expectations, Failure, Flop, Game, Gaming, Gonna, hype, letdown, Minecraft, original, original game, Project, Release, reverse bloober, smp, Studio, underwhelming, video game

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Buildings Constructed:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Grapefruit? More like Minecraft server!

Acidic, bitter, Breakfast, Citrus, controversial, dislike, dogshit, flavor, Food, Fruit, grapefruit, hate, healthy, juicy, Minecraft, opinion, orange, Server, Sour, STRONG, tangy, Taste, Tropical

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Crops Grown:	2848
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Tired of boring old grapefruit ruining your day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where grapefruit doesn’t exist! Our server is a grapefruit-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore without any citrusy distractions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of grapefruit-hating players who will help you on your quest to rid the world of this vile fruit once and for all. So say goodbye to grapefruit and hello to adventure on our server!

Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

analog sticks, button layout, Controllers, design, dogshit, Durability, Ergonomics, Feedback, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, Gaming, gaming peripherals, innovation, JOYSTICK, Minecraft, Nowadays, Quality, responsiveness, smp, Technology, triggers, usability, user experience, video games

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Animals Bred:	110	Runes Activated:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Blocky Breaktime Bonanza: Escape Reality >have a long day at work/school…

blocky, bonanza, Breaktime, bros, browse, Day, dogshit, Escape, Faggots, gthave, Happy, hate, home, Long, Long day, Loser, r9k, Reality, Relate, School, unethical thoughts, Virgin, work, workschool..

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a loser virgin faggot full of hate and unethical thoughts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that negativity behind as you embark on a journey filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships. Who needs therapy when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Say goodbye to feeling like dogshit and hello to a world where anything is possible. Join us and get happy, bros.

LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Void Armor Forged:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

New Seikatsu Server

Beginners, complex system, custom elements, economic survival, Economy, New life mackerel, New Seikatsu Server, Plugin, Simple Survival, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Emeralds Found:	2489	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

[New life mackerel] ・ Too many plugin … ・ Too many custom elements … ・ Complex system … Easy -to -understand economic survival server for beginners without any of these! If you are looking for a simple survival server, please come to our server!

node2.swdhst.com:2112

TheCrib

Anarchy, Bedrock Port, Community, discord server, Events, Experience, Factions, Features, java, Join, major versions, player experience, quality of life, server ip, smp, Support, Survival, TheCrib, VALUES, versions 1.7, Wiki

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Players Killed by Monsters:	3699
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

TheCrib Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Server Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details:

Server IP	thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port	19132
Discord Server	discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki	wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
1. How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP address thecribmc.us.to
2. Is the server compatible with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock editions.
3. Are there specific rules for gameplay?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players.
4. Can I join the server from any version of Minecraft?	The server is available on all major versions of Java, from 1.7 to the latest version.

Eternal Journey 1.20.5

1.20.5, Chapter 1614, comedic manga, comedy, Daily Life, ETERNAL, funny situations, Hatarakanai Futari, hilarious moments, humor, japanese manga, Journey, lazy coworkers, long-running series, Manga, manga series, office, office drama, office politics, procrastination, slice of life, unproductive employees, Workplace

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mines Excavated:	2561	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this lit Minecraft server where you can mine for diamonds while dodging creepy cave spiders like a ninja on crack!

Forget boring old servers, on this one, you can build a fortress so epic that even Herobrine would be jealous and try to slide into your DMs.

And get this, there’s a secret underground village where villagers party harder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

Plus, you can ride around on pigs wearing golden armor because why the heck not?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure crazier than a creeper on caffeine pills!

CraftyUnicorns

atypical habits, atypical rituals, CraftyUnicorns, distinctive rituals, distinctive routines, eccentric activities, idiosyncratic behaviors, individualistic hobbies, offbeat interests, peculiar customs, peculiar hobbies, quirky tendencies, rare activities, rare quirks, singular practices, uncommon behaviors, uncommon hobbies, unconventional pastimes, unique habits, unusual practices, unusual traditions

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7120
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3158	Animals Bred:	39
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Do you spend your days herding llamas in a virtual world? Do you have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and golden apples? Are you the undisputed champion of cow tipping in Minecraft? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are, and we guarantee you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles. So come on down and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky creepers!

CriminalCraft: ElSalvadorBound

central america, cooperation, crime, criminal justice, CriminalCraft, cross-border, deportation, deportees, diplomatic solution, el salvador, ElSalvadorBound, gang violence, government agreement, housing offer, immigration, international relations, migrant crisis, Nationality, Public Safety, unprecedented deal, US criminals, violent criminals

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Secret Passages Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all the crazy criminals and deportees from the US! we got a special deal with El Salvador to take them in and give them a fresh start in our blocky world.

imagine building a cozy little block house with your new criminal buddies, crafting weapons and tools to survive in this wild virtual land. maybe you’ll even start a gang and rule the server with an iron pickaxe!

so if you’re looking for a new beginning and a chance to unleash your inner outlaw, come join us on our server. who knows, you might even become the most feared player in all of minecraft history!

MonkeyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, tycoon minions generators spawners money rich gameplay server multiplayer economy factions survival shop trading building PvP adventure exploration events community

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

MonkeyMC is focusing on tycoon themed gameplay, including minions, generators, dan also spawners to earn money! Hop in and be the richest player in the server!

play.monkeymc.id:25680

MineFected

alliances, ammunition, BETRAYAL, Detailed Map, dynamic playability, Economy, fortify, hostile environment, INFECTED, Loot, personalized loot system, post-apocalyptic, PvE, PvP, Shelters, special challenges, Survival, The Walking Dead, Tools, weapons, zombies

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ores Mined:	4824
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Version 1.12.2 English / Spanish Language Minefected is a Minecraft server inspired by the exciting universe of The Walking Dead. Immerse yourself in a post-apocalyptic world to survive is the only objective. How does it work? Loot to survive: Explore abandoned cities, dark forests and desolate landscapes in search of weapons, ammunition, food and supplies. Every chest you find could be the key to staying alive. Fight against infected: Stay alert while infected hordes wander around the world, ready to attack you. Decide your strategy: fight, run or hide. Survive alone or as a team: form alliances with other players or face the dangers of apocalypse as a lone wolf. Trust is scarce and betrayal is always a possibility. Build and defend: Use your resources to fortify shelters or manufacture tools that give you advantage in this hostile environment. Main characteristics: Personalized loot system with unique weapons and objects. Dynamic playability both in PVE (Player Vs. Environment) and in PVP (Player Vs. Player). Immersive zombies mechanics with growing challenges. A detailed map inspired by post-apocalyptic issues. Regular updates, events and special challenges for players. Join now! You are already a fan of The Walking Dead or simply look for an exciting survival challenge, Minefected is the perfect server to test your skills. Can you survive in a world where each movement can be the last?

play.minefected.com

Echoing Visions 1.21.4

1.21.4, Communication, compassion, consideration, Conversation, dialogue, Echoing, Empathy, Expression, Hear me out, Hearing, hearing me out, hearing you out, Listening, Open-mindedness, patience, please, Respect, Support, Understanding, validation, VISIONS

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchantments Applied:	136	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build your own castle and defend it from evil mobs, but also make friends with other players and go on epic adventures together.

And get this, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and ban griefers with a flick of their wand.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a never-ending party where the cake is made of diamonds and the music is composed by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

GymBuddies Minecraft Server

anxiety, autism spectrum, awkwardness, Boundaries, Communication, Crush, DATING, friendship, gym, GymBuddies, instagram, Minecraft, overanalyzing, overthinking, Professional help, rejection, relationships, Respect, self-care, Server, social cues, Therapy

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama like our friend here? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships that won’t leave you questioning if you’re the asshole.

Our server is the perfect place to meet new friends, build epic structures, and battle mobs together. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can leave all your real-life worries at the door and focus on having a great time.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate like our friend who met Heather at the gym. Just imagine the possibilities – bonding over mining diamonds, exploring new biomes, and maybe even sharing a virtual kiss under the pixelated sunset.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and a community of fellow gamers to support you? Join now and let the fun begin!

WeddingCraft: No BFFs Allowed

aita, Allowed, Best Friend, BFF’s, Bratty, Cheating, DEMOTE, ex boyfriend, guest, happiest day, immature, mean, MOH, Physical Relationship, romantic relationship, shock, sister, talking behind my back, ungrateful, uninvited, uninviting, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Emeralds Found:	3217	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, romance, and friendship gone sour – just like in this crazy real-life story!

Imagine building your own virtual wedding venue, only to find out your best friend has been secretly dating your ex-boyfriend behind your back for years! Will you demote her from MOH like a boss, or will you let her ruin your big day with her drama? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Uninviting guests, talking behind backs, and ungrateful name-calling – all part of the fun on our server! Who needs enemies when you have friends like these, am I right?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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