Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.
So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?
So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!
Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.
Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party! You can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic event.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. See you on the flip side, my fellow time travelers!
These monkeys are so hardcore, they’re facing droughts and still thriving like champs. They’re showing us how to handle stress like pros, just like you’ll learn on our server. Join us and you’ll be as cool as a capuchin monkey, swinging through the trees and dominating the game.
Our server is the place to be for all you wild primates out there. So come on, join us and let’s show those other servers who’s boss! Let’s get wild and crazy together, just like those awesome capuchin monkeys. See you there, gamers!
We got women being feminine, folklore creatures running around, some seinen vibes for the mature players, and even sci-fi elements to blow your mind.
But wait, there’s more! We also throw in some historical references, fan service for all you thirsty gamers, and even cheerleaders and schoolgirls for that extra dose of fun.
Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a crazy mashup of all the best things in life, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out, bro!
we have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses. you can ride a llama through a rainbow portal to a land filled with candy cane trees and marshmallow rivers.
don’t worry about neurobehavioral abnormalities here, because our server is like a virtual spa for your brain. the only thing disrupting your physiology will be the pure joy of playing on our server. so come on over and join us, where the only thing in your bloodstream will be pure minecraft magic!
| Features |
|---|
| Custom enchants (Vein miner, telepathy, replanter, …) |
| Pyrofishing plugin |
| Silk touch spawners |
| In-game economy |
| Crates / Voteparties / Ranks |
| In-game ranking system (free) |
| Resource world / main world |
| Playerwarps & playershops |
| Land claims |
If you’re interested in joining our server, make sure to join our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR
Server Java: Tectonic.lol
Server Bedrock: 170.205.25.216:25565
The community hopes to see you real soon!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, we have a kind community with no griefers. |
| How do I join the server? | You can join using the server IP provided above or through our Discord for more information. |
| Are there any special plugins on the server? | Yes, we have custom enchants, Pyrofishing, silk touch spawners, and more. |