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ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

benign, gentle, Harmless, innocuous, Minecraft, no casualties, no danger, no fatalities, no harm, no threat, non lethal, non toxic, non-violent, Peaceful, risk-free, Safe, Safety, Secure, smp, zero risk, ZeroDeath

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	212	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Animals Bred:	123
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magic Items Found:	2827
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

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Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Potions Brewed:	60	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ores Mined:	2768	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1289
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

BlockyHurtHaven

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!