Dog MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty LOLz: 3 Hour Power

3 hours, hour, dog, pibbles, Killed

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic adventures that will make your jaw drop and your heart race. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce monsters alongside a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even the pibbles my roommate brought home couldn’t handle it. They tried to take on our challenges, but after 3 hours of non-stop action, they ended up getting wrecked by a pack of wild wolves. RIP pibbles, you will be missed.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, chaotic world. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

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Crafty Canine’s Final Fantasy Funhouse

Crafty, dog fantasy, #gamer, funhouse, dog playing

Are you tired of waiting for that lazy dog to finish his Final Fantasy games? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can join a community of gamers who actually know how to finish a game! Plus, our server is so lit that even the dog would want to join just to take a break from his endless gaming sessions. So come on over and show that dog who’s the real boss in the gaming world!

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PawsomeCraft: Where Pets Rule and Creepers Drool!

PawsomeCraft, Pets, pet industry, furry friends, Usa

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pet ownership is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory! In fact, if you don’t have at least 10 virtual pets in-game, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “woof!”

Join us and experience the chaos of trying to build a house while being followed around by a virtual dog army. Watch as your virtual cats knock over all your carefully placed blocks and claim your bed as their own.

But wait, there’s more! Every month we host a pet fashion show where players can show off their most stylish pet outfits. From diamond-studded collars to enchanted feather boas, the competition is fierce!

So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate pet parent in the virtual world!

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Fuwawa’s Fantastical Funhouse: Where Minecraft Dreams Come True!

Reality, imperfection, Unique, Existence, dog

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Fuwawas reign supreme! Join us if you dare to enter a world where these adorable creatures run amok, causing chaos and hilarity at every turn.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Fuwawas were created by a mad scientist who accidentally mixed a fluffy bunny with a deranged clown. The result? A creature that is equal parts cute and terrifying, just like our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Dancing Llamas of doom, who will challenge you to a dance-off that will determine the fate of the entire virtual universe. Can you keep up with their killer moves?

So come join us on our server and experience a world like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even make friends with a Fuwawa or two along the way!

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Nijisanji’s Not Top Dog Anymore, We’re Taking Over Minecraft!

Nijisanji, best, expendables, streaming, mocking

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server out there! Forget about those other servers, this one is where the real fun is at!

So, let me tell you a little story about this server. Back in the day, nijisanji thought they were the top dogs of the Minecraft world. They were all like, “We made live streaming popular, we’re the best!” But then hololive came along and showed them who’s boss.

Hololive was nothing at first, just a small little company trying to make it in the big leagues. But they believed in their talents and gave them all the support they needed. And guess what? They became the ULTIMATE Minecraft company, leaving nijisanji in the dust.

Now, nijisanji is just a bunch of losers who see their talents as expendables. But hololive? They’re where it’s at, baby! Join this server and be a part of the WINNING team!

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Crafty Craziness: Where law-abiding, decent, hardworking players go to let loose and have fun in Minecraft!

Legal System, citizen, Crafty, Hardworking, consent

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies – including having penetrative sex with your dog! Our server is a lawless land where anything goes, so come join us for some truly outrageous adventures.

Whether you’re looking to build a cozy dog house for your furry friend or embark on a quest to find the rarest breed of dog in the land, our server has something for everyone. Who needs outdated laws when you can create your own rules in our virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your imagination run wild. Just remember to keep it PG-13 – we don’t want things to get too ruff!

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PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

Buy, perseverance, dream, success, hustle

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

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Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

ack, fuck off, Owned, Boy, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

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Country Pup Craft: Where Dogs Rule and Pixels Drool!

four-legged, Country, dog, companion, pet portrait

So, picture this: you’re walking through our Minecraft server and suddenly you stumble upon a giant, pixelated dog roaming around like it owns the place. This dog is so massive that players have built entire houses on its back and turned it into a mobile base. Join our server and you too can ride the legendary Doggo Mount into battle against creepers and zombies! Who needs horses when you have a gigantic dog as your trusty steed? So come on, join us and experience the epic adventures that await on our server. Just watch out for any unexpected doggy droppings along the way!

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CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be dead’ in a hilarious twist! Join us for epic adventures and laughs!

Dead, dog, build lives together, reasons, laughs

>be me >finally finish building my epic castle in Minecraft >ready to show it off to the world >log into this insane Minecraft server >immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot >he tells me that this server is ruled by a group of friendly but mischievous pandas >pandas have a strict “no griefing, only goofing” policy >join a group of players on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted carrot >we battle evil chickens and ride on flying llamas >finally find the carrot and are rewarded with a disco party in the Nether >best Minecraft server ever, 10/10 would recommend for a wild and wacky adventure

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