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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 2639 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3879 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Picture this: a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers breakdance before exploding. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and wondering what the heck is going on next.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary, from llama races to chicken jousting tournaments. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best thriller dance moves.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of grandma rapping faster than Eminem while riding a dog through a rainbow-filled wonderland? Don’t miss out on the madness – come join us today!