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RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ores Mined:	5983
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Villages Defended:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Alien Abductions:	4

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magic Items Found:	7724
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Mines Excavated:	2600
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Void Gems Collected:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Votes:	1200	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Votes:	8725
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magic Items Found:	1347
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!