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CrustyCreeperFragrance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and hilarious ways to solve all your relationship problems!

Join us and discover the secret to telling your boyfriend his penis is crusty and fishy smelling after the gym without offending him. Our players have come up with some truly wild and wacky solutions that will have you laughing for days.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come on in and see why our server is the wildest and weirdest place to play Minecraft!

ForklessSpoonfulsMC

BITE, CEREAL, Dining, dumplings, Eating, eating utensils, Food, fork examples, ForklessSpoonfulsMC, Forks, kitchen, mealtime, milk, Pie, ravioli, Soup, spoon examples, Spoons, substitute utensils, utensils

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HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	9786
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	4761
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Enchantments Applied:	93	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	2326
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Runes Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Secret Passages Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7695
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5269	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Farms Harvested:	404	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Animals Bred:	109
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Emeralds Found:	2496	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

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TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

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