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PixelPlebs Minecraft Server

addicted to porn, antisocial, autistic, bitchy, dog children, dweebs, Golem, lacking culture, lacking personality, mentally ill, Minecraft, Miserable, passive aggressive, Pedos, PixelPlebs, Propaganda, queer, sarcastic, Server, trannies, TV, Unpleasant, white fatigue, white people

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Love Letters Sent:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of dealing with unpleasant white people in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and enjoy a world free of passive-aggressive behavior and gossip! Our community is full of diverse and vibrant personalities, unlike those dweebs and trannies you encounter in real life. Plus, our server is dog-free, so you won’t have to worry about barking and poop ruining your gameplay. Say goodbye to white fatigue and hello to a fun and inclusive Minecraft experience!

The Imperfect SMP: Where You’ll Never Find Perfection like Java 1.21 on Hermitcraft, but At Least We’re LGBTQ+ Friendly!

APPLICATION-ONLY, armor stand improvements, authentic, dedicated team, Discord-based application process, downvotes, Events, exploration potential, external events, Farms, Find, Friendly, hermitcraft, Imperfect, INCLUSIVE, java, LGBTQ, mature gaming experience, Perfection, player head drops, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skilled, smp, strict yet reasonable, stunning landscapes, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, upvotes, Youll

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Overview of Perfectum SMP Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla, survival
Age Requirement	15+
Server Features	Moderated gameplay Custom server seed Dedicated Discord application process Suggestion channel with voting system Unique datapacks Regular events BlueMap integration 300+ members community

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a vanilla Minecraft server?	No, it is a semi-vanilla server with selected plugins for performance and gameplay enhancements.
What is the age requirement to join?	Players must be 15 years or older to join the server.
How do I apply to join the server?	Visit the Discord server linked in the post and follow the application process provided.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, the server hosts both in-game and external events to keep the community engaged.
Can I suggest changes or new features for the server?	Yes, there is a suggestion channel with upvotes and downvotes to ensure every voice is heard.
How quickly can I expect a response to my application?	You will receive a response within a week of submitting your application.

QuintCraft Minecraft Server

adaptation, comedy, Drama, family, favorite quint, favorite quintuplet, friendship, high school, japanese anime, Love Triangle, Minecraft, Mystery, Netflix, quint, QuintCraft, Quintuplets, relationships, Rivalry, romance, school life, Server, Siblings, tv show

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1703
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all quint lovers out there! Join us and choose your favorite quint to play as – whether it’s the sassy one, the clumsy one, or even the one with the mysterious past (spoiler alert: it involves a llama and a time machine).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quint Olympics, where players compete in wacky challenges like llama racing, potato sack jumping, and synchronized block building. The winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the quint-tastic adventures begin!

WowCraft Minecraft Server

bad game, boring storyline, DISAPPOINTING, frustrating, Game, lackluster, low quality., Minecraft, not recommended, not worth it, Played, poor graphics, regret playing, Server, story mode, Sucked, terrible gameplay, underwhelming, unenjoyable, Unsatisfying, Waste of time, wow, WowCraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Crops Grown:	6695
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of boring old Story Mode with its lame quests and predictable outcomes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a pixelated forest when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a tutu challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

So why waste your time on boring old Story Mode when you could be living it up on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and get ready for a wild ride like no other!

BdayBash Minecraft Server

Apology, BdayBash, Birthday, city, clean, drop off, friend A, friend B, friendship, hard drugs, help out, Hometown, MIL, Minecraft, Nervous, Recovery, refusing, relapse, Server, spend, Upset, Visit, wife’s friend

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server for the most insane adventures and outrageous stories! Just like the time when Tina’s friend Brian tried to make her relapse with drugs, but now he wants to apologize to her husband in the game! Will you forgive him or start a virtual war? Trust your gut and join us for some crazy fun! Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next on our server!

DadEnvyCraft

Appearance, body image, body shaming, criticism, DadEnvyCraft, diet, eating disorder, Exercise, family dynamics, FITNESS, health, healthy lifestyle, Jealousy, overweight, Parent-child relationship, Physical fitness, self esteem, self-care, sibling rivalry, underweight

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Animals Bred:	109
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as insane as my dad’s comments on my workout routine? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret dungeon where players can battle against a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought off a flock of feathered foes!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs wings when you have magical veggies, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a legendary giant pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance a porky powerhouse? Join our server to find out!

So come on down to our server and leave behind the real world drama for a world of wacky wonders and whimsical adventures. Who needs a dad criticizing your workout routine when you can be battling chickens and dancing with pigs? Join now and let the madness begin!

GrownUpFun Minecraft Server

Adulthood, appreciation, Childhood, Curiosity, Development, discovery, Experience, Exploration, GrownUpFun, growth, hobbies, interests, learning, Maturity, Minecraft, Passion, perspective, Server, Surprises, transformation

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dimension Hops:	7	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Remember when you thought broccoli was boring as a kid? Well, this Minecraft server is like the broccoli of the gaming world – it may not seem exciting at first, but once you give it a try, you’ll be hooked!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and golden apples. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city where players can ride on rainbow-colored minecarts and befriend talking chickens.

But that’s not all – our server also has a magical portal that transports players to a dimension filled with giant mushrooms and friendly unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare pink sheep that grants wishes to those who pet it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and wacky adventures! Who knew broccoli could be so much fun?

BlockyBabies: Spawn or Nah?

BlockyBabies, childfree, Childless, children, decision, emotional fulfillment, family, Family Planning, financial considerations, Future, Kids, Legacy, Lifestyle, long-term commitment, Nah, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, Procreation, RESPONSIBILITY, societal expectations, Spawn

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about riding on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbows out of your diamond sword? Only on our server can you find such epic and ridiculous adventures!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. This funky dragon loves to throw dance parties in the End dimension, complete with glowstone disco balls and funky music made by note blocks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find mutant chickens, flying pigs, and a disco-loving dragon all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

GuoCraft Minecraft Server

alleged, Chinese, controversy, Corruption, crime, Disappearance, extradition, fugitive, government official, GuoCraft, illegal activities, International, investigation, law enforcement, Mayor Alice Guo, Minecraft, missing, news headline, Philippine, Philippines-China relations, Politics, scandal, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. We got, like, this crazy story about this Philippine Mayor Alice Guo who, like, got linked to some Chinese crime and then, like, she just straight up goes ‘missing’. Like, what even, right?

But, like, don’t worry about all that drama, man. Come join our server and escape from all that real life craziness. We got, like, epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind. Plus, our community is, like, the coolest bunch of players you’ll ever meet.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Mayor Alice Guo’s disappearance. Or maybe not. But either way, it’s gonna be a blast, man.

PutinsBlockParty

accusations, allegations, ASSASSINATE, bankrolling, Conflict, Conspiracy, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, Intelligence Operations, international relations, political tensions, putin, PutinsBlockParty, russia, sanctions, security threats, UKRAINIAN, US, world news

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Star Shards Collected:	116
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

lol imagine if putin actually got assassinated, that would be wild right? but guess what, on our minecraft server, you can be the one to protect putin from all those sneaky ukrainians trying to take him down. join now and show russia that you got putin’s back, literally. also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground bunker where putin himself hangs out and plays minecraft with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come on over and help us keep putin safe from those pesky assassins, because on this server, we take protecting our leader very seriously.

PopcornVeggieCraft

crunchy, Culinary, DELICIOUS, diet-friendly, easy snack, fiber, gluten free, guilt-free, Healthy snack, low calorie, movie night, Popcorn, popcorn addict, popcorn lover, PopcornVeggieCraft, satisfying, Savory, snack, Tasty, Vegetable, whole grain

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Votes:	5083
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	329864
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

join our epic minecraft server where the popcorn is always poppin’ and the fun never stops! we have a secret farm where the popcorn grows like magic beans and you can harvest it for all your snacking needs.

but that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of friendly llamas who will guide you on quests to find the rarest popcorn kernels in all the land.

if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies, searching for hidden treasures and battling evil mobs along the way.

so come on down to our server and experience the most delicious and action-packed minecraft adventure of your life! it’s a vegetable-filled journey you won’t want to miss!