Holomems Doesn’t Stream All The Time – Minecraft SMP

Fandom, Time, Audience, doesnt, holofans

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of holographic memes that have come to life! That’s right, Holomems is where all your favorite internet memes live and play Minecraft together.

And get this – the best part is that you don’t have to stream all the time to join! Why? Because our holofans are so dedicated and obsessed with our holomems that they would never dream of leaving them for other VTubers. It’s like a cult, but with holographic memes and Minecraft.

So come join us on Holomems SMP, where the memes are dank, the adventures are wild, and the community is absolutely bonkers. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a holographic Pepe or a dancing baby! Don’t miss out on the meme-tastic fun – join now!

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Welcome to The Vanilla Nations: Crescenta – Where the nations are made up and the roleplay doesn’t matter!

Economy, War, Nations, voice chat, doesnt

Minecraft Server Information

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.21 + 1.21.1 Java
Discord Link	Crescenta Discord

Overview

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique Nations/SMP, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accommodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features

Long lasting worlds
Custom world generation
Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap
Proximity Voice Chat
Resource balancing tweaks
Community flavor plugins

World Reset

We just had a world reset, join us in Dorado! We can’t wait to see you here!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server run?	The server runs on Minecraft version 1.21 + 1.21.1 Java.
Is there a Discord server for Crescenta?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using this link.
Is there a world reset?	Yes, we just had a world reset, and the new world is called Dorado.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	We request that players be 13 years or older due to Discord’s 13+ age policy.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server – Because who doesn’t love a sneaky creeper blowing up your hard work in Minecraft?

love, self reflection, self-confidence, self esteem, pick one

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking cow who offered to trade enchanted golden apples for a dance-off. Needless to say, the player accepted and ended up winning a pet dragon as a prize. And that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant chicken and challenges players to epic build battles. Rumor has it that whoever defeats Blocky Bob will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves. So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind experience filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic, then this is the server for you! Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT-wielding sheep)!

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Cams Project: Where Survival Hopefully Doesn’t Turn Into Your Unintentionally Hilarious Demise

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Cams Project Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Name	camsproject.com
Game Mode	Semi-Vanilla Survival

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Do I have to pay for claimblocks?	No, you can earn them with playtime.
Will I be kicked on server restarts?	No, you can stay connected even during updates and bug fixes.
Can I buy and sell items with ProjectCash?	Yes, accrued blocks can be used for trading.
Are there frequent updates?	Yes, updates are constantly being pushed out.
Is there a detailed changelog available?	Yes, check out /recentupdates & /upcomingupdates in game.

Join us on the ground floor and experience the seamless server experience at Cams Project!

If btc doesn’t hit at least $120k this cycle, I am actually…Mining4Laughs Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, volatility, cryptocurrency, smp, Hit

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the stakes are higher than ever before! Join us if you want to avoid financial ruin because apparently, if Bitcoin doesn’t hit at least $120k this cycle, you’re actually screwed. Who knew that playing Minecraft could save your bank account?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and have a taste for rare diamonds. Will you be able to navigate their llama-led society and come out on top?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only communicates through redstone contraptions? It’s up to you to decipher its cryptic messages and uncover the secrets of the chicken realm.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with financial uncertainty, llama conspiracies, and ghostly poultry. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?

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BrainCrafters: Size Doesn’t Matter!

research, CARNIVORES, rodents, study, trend

come join dis epic minecraft server where we defy all logic and reason just like how dem primates, rodents, and carnivores be doin’ with their brain size changes. forget what you thought you knew about big animals havin’ big brains, cuz on dis server, we be breakin’ all da rules!

we got crazy builds dat will blow yo mind, like a giant banana house for dem primates or a cheese castle for dem rodents. and don’t even get me started on da carnivores, they be runnin’ around chasin’ each other in a maze made entirely of meat!

so if you wanna be part of somethin’ truly wild and wacky, join dis server and let’s see just how big yo brain can get when you let go of all da old assumptions. trust me, it’s gonna be a brain-blastin’ good time!

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ZombieCraft: Death Doesn’t Make You a Saint

death, Saint, doesnt, ZombieCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high just like in this crazy workplace story! Join us for a chance to encounter virtual coworkers like Leah, who may not like you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, we won’t make you sign any sympathy cards for them!

Experience the thrill of confronting your virtual coworkers about their trash talk and disability accusations. Will you stand up for yourself like this brave player did, or will you choose to take the high road and ignore the haters? The choice is yours on our server!

And who knows, maybe you’ll even come across a ghostly Leah haunting the virtual aisles of our home improvement store. Will you sign her ghostly sympathy card or continue to stand your ground? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join now for a workplace experience like no other, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

public school, braces, doesnt, concealment, birthmark

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

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NotMyHermitCraft: The Server That Definitely Doesn’t Require a Password and Only Works on Coffee

Server, Difficulty, coffee, apply to join, Whitelist

NotHermitCraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla Survival Multiplayer
Supported Version	Java Minecraft 1.20.4
Established	2019
Server Features	HermitCraft inspired gameplay, new blocks, shopping district, voice chat, custom items, minigames, events, whitelist system, Discord integration

FAQ:

What is NotHermitCraft?

NotHermitCraft is a Vanilla Survival Multiplayer Server for Java Minecraft 1.20.4. It is a family-friendly, community-driven server inspired by HermitCraft, focusing on playing Minecraft together.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by applying for whitelist on the Discord server provided. Players can join without mods, but Simple Voice Chat is highly encouraged.

What features are available on the server?

The server offers new 1.21 blocks, a diamond economy with a shopping district, voice chat, custom items, minigames, events, and more. Season 4(ever) is the current season with a long-term vision for the world.

Is there a specific theme or gameplay style on the server?

The server follows a HermitCraft-inspired gameplay style with a focus on community interaction, events, roleplaying, and creating a rich and immersive world with purpose and lore.

How can I apply to join the server?

If you are a fan of Minecraft, HermitCraft, and epic fun times, you can apply to join the server through the Discord link provided.

Girlcock Kingdom: Where Size Doesn’t Matter!

Stereotypes, lgbtq rights, sexual preferences, Respect, discrimination

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical “girlcock” – a rare and powerful item rumored to grant unlimited power to those who possess it. Who knows what kind of wild adventures and hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter along the way!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamacorns who roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Will you befriend these majestic creatures or run in terror from their sparkly hooves?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, if you’re not willing to suck girlcock, you might not be ready for the insanity that awaits you!

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