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LazyCraft: Where even the creepers put in more effort

crawl over glass, CREEPERS, does nothing, doing something, Effort, eye contact, LazyCraft, Men, Nothing, Put, this bitch, thousands of hours

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5295
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where nothing happens! Seriously, you won’t find any boring quests or tedious tasks here. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who have dedicated their lives to doing absolutely nothing in the game.

Join us and witness the madness of players who will crawl over glass just for a second of eye contact with another player. The dedication is real, folks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From building entire cities out of dirt blocks to taming wild creepers as pets, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, join us now. Who needs quests and objectives when you can have a good time doing absolutely nothing?

ConeThiefCraft

busy roads, Caught, childish, ConeThiefCraft, consequences, convenience, disabled, Elderly, free parking, immature, Mature, Neighbour, parking restrictions, parking space, Replacement, reserve, shopping bags, STAKES, stealing, traffic cone, tricky parking

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where stealing traffic cones is not only encouraged, but rewarded! Imagine a world where you can build your own cone fortress, complete with cone minions to guard your precious loot. Join us and show off your cone-stealing skills to earn the title of Cone King or Queen!

But beware, the Cone Mafia is always watching, ready to challenge you to epic cone heists and cone battles. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate Cone Boss, or will you be left cone-less and ashamed?

So come on, join our server and let the cone chaos begin! Remember, in this world, cones are king and parking spots are the ultimate treasure. Let the cone wars commence!

CosmicCraft Minecraft Server

Aerospace Forces, Armed Forces, combat troops, CosmicCraft, Defense, deployment, INFANTRY, Kursk Oblast, Military, Military operations, military personnel, military readiness, military resources, military strategy, military tactics, military training, Minecraft, national security, personnel shortages, russia, russia military, Russian army, Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Buildings Constructed:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

so, like, u ever wanna play minecraft but also feel like u in a war zone? well, do i have the server for u! imagine this: russia deploying their aerospace forces as infantry in kursk oblast cuz they ran outta people. like, who even thinks of that?? but on this server, anything is possible! u can be fighting off creepers with a freakin’ jet fighter, how cool is that?? join now for the most insane minecraft experience of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

KurskCraft: Defend & Conquer

border control, Conflict Resolution, Conquer, crisis management., DEFEND, defensive strategy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military intervention, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, Political unrest, russia, security measures, territorial disputes, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE 5,000 TROOPS FROM RUSSIA DEFENDING KURSK OBLAST AGAINST UKRAINIAN OFFENSIVE!

WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE NUCLEAR BOMBS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE KALINKA DANCE!

JOIN US AND HELP DEFEND KURSK OBLAST FROM THE EVIL UKRAINIANS, OR JOIN THEM AND TRY TO TAKE OVER THE MINECRAFT WORLD!

WE ALSO HAVE A GIANT BEAR BOSS THAT DROPS VODKA AND MATRYOSHKA DOLLS WHEN YOU DEFEAT HIM!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER THIS SIDE OF THE URALS!

BirdFeetNotOP

animal anatomy, animal safety, Animals, avian, biology, bird anatomy, bird behavior, bird characteristics, bird feet, bird safety, BirdFeetNotOP, conductive, electricity, feathers, LUCK, Lucky, Nature, non-conductive, Safety, Science, wildlife

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1218
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

join our epic minecraft server where bird feet are not conductive and you can ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. come build a castle made entirely of cheese and watch as the villagers worship you as their cheese god. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing chickens and talking cows. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Oops! Did Someone Say Grand Finale Event? Come Join Minearchy for Some 1.21 Fun!

AUGUST, Bloodmoon, Challenges, Chaos, Corrupted Mobs Spawn, countdown schedule, Custom Gear, Enchants & Machines, Epic, Event, Events, Finale, Flymode Enabled, Fun, GRAND, Join, Launch, MEGA END BATTLE, Minearchy, minecraft server, new smp, Oops, Random Drops, Skills, smp, SMP RELEASE DAY, Surprises, Tomes

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Potions Brewed:	81
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3


Get ready for a week of epic chaos as we countdown to the launch of our new SMP on August 30th! Each day brings new surprises and challenges that will test your skills and shake up the server.

Countdown Schedule:

📜 August 23rd (Friday): TOMES
⚔️ August 24th (Saturday): Custom Gear, Enchants & Machines
🏹 August 25th (Sunday): MEGA END BATTLE
🌕 August 26th (Monday): BloodMoon
🧟 August 27th (Tuesday): Corrupted Mobs Spawn
🎁 August 28th (Wednesday): Random Drops
✈️ August 29th (Thursday): Flymode Enabled
🚀 August 30th (Friday): SMP RELEASE DAY

IP: Java: play.minearchy.com Bedrock: bedrock.minearchy.com Port 19132

FAQ

What is the Grand Finale Chaos Event?

The Grand Finale Chaos Event is a week-long event leading up to the launch of the new SMP server on August 30th. Each day will feature different challenges and surprises to keep players engaged and excited.

How do I participate in the Chaos Event?

To participate in the Chaos Event, simply log in to the server each day to see what new challenges await. Be prepared for anything as the server gets shaken up with new surprises.

What is the SMP Release Date?

The SMP Release Date is set for August 30th. On this day, the new SMP server will officially launch, giving players a fresh start and new adventures to embark on.

What IP do I use to join the server?

For Java players, use play.minearchy.com. For Bedrock players, use bedrock.minearchy.com with Port 19132.

HahaCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Trump, comedic critique, funny, haha, HahaCraft, humor, laughing at politics, laughing at Trump, Minecraft, Political Comedy, political commentary, political humor, political jokes, Political satire, presidential jokes, presidential mockery, satire, Server, Trump administration, Trump jokes, Trump mockery, Trump Sucks

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of building walls in Minecraft only to have them torn down by creepers? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all creepers in honor of our favorite slogan, “Trump Sucks!” Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and political satire. Build the biggest, most beautiful structures you can imagine, and watch them stand tall against all odds. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only thing that sucks is Trump!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP – >30 LINK

>30 LINK, backlinking, content strategy, Digital Marketing, gt30, keyword research, Link, link building, long tail tag, meta tags, Minecraft, online marketing, online presence, online visibility, organic search, PixelatedPals, search engine optimization, search engine ranking, Seo, smp, web analytics, website optimization, website performance, website promotion, website traffic

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep are rainbow colored and the creepers dance the cha-cha!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself! The player danced the night away with skeletons and zombies until the sun came up. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring ones. Imagine the riches you could have with a whole coop of Diamond Chickens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and exploding cows. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DiaperDutyDenied

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Decision making, diaper changing, DiaperDutyDenied, family dynamics, Gender Roles, guilt tripping, judgment, long tail, medical reasons, nervousness, paraprofessional experience, parenting, Personal preferences, Potty training, responsibilities, sibling relationships

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

So, imagine this: you log onto our server and you’re immediately thrown into a world where changing diapers is the ultimate challenge. Yes, you heard that right. Diapers. You’ll be faced with changing virtual diapers left and right, and trust me, it’s not as easy as it sounds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with family drama that will keep you entertained for hours. From siblings refusing to change diapers to parents guilt-tripping you for not stepping up, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

And hey, if you think changing diapers in real life is tough, just wait until you try it in Minecraft. It’s a whole new level of chaos that will have you questioning your life choices.

So come join our server and experience the diaper-changing madness for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NormalNotNormal – Minecraft SMP

common practices, Cultural differences, customs, different, everyday life, habits, Individuality, Minecraft, normal, NormalNotNormal, norms, Perception, personal beliefs, Personal experiences, perspective, smp, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, Subjective, Traditions, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging for diamonds and building bland houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the cows wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who prances around leaving a trail of glitter wherever it goes. If you can catch the Rainbow Sheep and sheer its magical wool, you’ll be granted the power of flight for a whole day!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and absurdity! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

NotCheatingButCrafting

accusations, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Defense, emotional intelligence, Empathy, fidelity, Honesty, love, loyalty, Men, misunderstanding, NotCheatingButCrafting, perspective, Reassurance, reddit, relationships, Support, Trust

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of being accused of cheating in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can cheat all you want without any consequences! Build secret hideouts for your side pieces, create elaborate traps to catch your significant other snooping around, and even have a pet parrot that squawks “I’m faithful, I swear!” every time your partner logs on. Join now and cheat your way to victory!