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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 832 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
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