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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 2358 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4092 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!
And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!