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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 5065 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re not just building stuff, you’re saving lives! like, this server is so insane that it can actually predict if you’re gonna get sick or not. no joke, man.
you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when BAM! the server tells you that you might get type 2 diabetes or liver disease. like, what?! how does it even know that? it’s like magic, but with blocks and stuff.
so, if you wanna be a hero and also have a sick base in minecraft, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for all diseases while you’re at it. yeah, that’s right, this server is that crazy. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and save the world, one block at a time!
