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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 2209 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 223 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6379 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Garden of Eden is not just a myth, but a thriving community full of players munching on philosophical fruits! Join us as we add 1,000 years to history and skip over the boring Middle Ages – who needs knights and castles anyway?
But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!
And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!
