Doctor'S Orders MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP

health, wisdom, Lesson, health tips, Lasting

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit AF, you gotta join cuz the admins are like, actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. And like, one time a doctor joined and was like “You gotta join this server, it cured my fear of creepers” and we were all like whaaat. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties with Endermen, it’s wild. So like, join now before the llamas take over and make us all wear hats made of TNT. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship and stuff.

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EatCraft Server – Minecraft Server

nutrition, fast food, Acid Reflux, movies, Worried

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the healing power of virtual blocks! Join us and build your way to health and happiness, just like my daughter f21 is building her way through BEP chemo.

On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?

Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.

Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.

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Mupill Adventure 1.20.6

pill, Take the mupill, 1.20.6, Adventure, health

Hey you, yeah you! Do you like to build stuff and destroy stuff in a virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and creativity! We have so many cool features like custom plugins, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. You never know what you’ll find down there, so grab your pickaxe and start digging!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mupill take you on a wild ride of madness and mayhem!

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SickGFNoSoupAITA

Brace, balance, spilled soup, anger, bed rest

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player tried to build a soup-themed castle but accidentally flooded their entire base with tomato soup. Or the epic battle between two players over who gets to claim the title of the ultimate soup chef in the server.

Forget about bed rest and doctor’s orders, on our server, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content. Who needs soup when you can create your own virtual feast of pixelated delights?

So come on over and join us for a hilariously fun time filled with laughter, creativity, and maybe even a few soup-related mishaps along the way. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be bedridden with is laughter!

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PixelPantry – Eat, Craft, Survive

diet, doctor’s recommendation, Eat, nutritional requirements, Health Insurance

So, like, u should totally join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find diamonds that actually sing Taylor Swift songs. And, like, the creepers here are, like, super chill and just wanna give u hugs instead of blowing u up. Plus, our pigs can fly and our chickens lay golden eggs. It’s like a magical fairy tale land, but with more explosions and less unicorns. So, like, come join us and let’s build a castle made entirely out of cake and rainbow blocks. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

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GServersMC.xyz

Factions, Creative, PvP, Bedwars, Prison

Welcome to GSERVERSMC!

Factions & Anarchy – Always Online, 24/7 Zero Lag – Smooth gameplay guaranteed! Friendly Community – Join the fun and make new friends! Custom Built with Love & Hard Work – Every detail is unique just for you!

IP: g.gserversmc.xyz

Come and experience the best Minecraft adventure today!

G.GServersmc.xyz

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No Cheating AI Minecraft Server

anti-hacking measures, Minecraft, AI anti-cheating, cheating prevention, Cheaters

Are you tired of getting wrecked by cheaters in every PVP game you play? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server has the most advanced AI anti-cheating system that will ban those pesky cheaters faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Our AI is so smart, it can detect if a player is using x-ray vision to find diamonds or flying around like a glitchy ender dragon. Join our server and experience fair gameplay like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our AI has a secret crush on Steve and will do anything to protect him from cheaters. So come join us and help our AI find love in a world full of cheaters!

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Back to Minecraft SMP

looking back, Homesick, wistful, Reminiscing, missing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers, the chickens have formed their own government, and the villagers are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because we also have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns and flying llamas that drop diamonds wherever they go.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco club where the Endermen like to breakdance. We also have a giant maze filled with traps, treasure, and a very confused panda who thinks he’s a ninja.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time, summon dragons, and turn their enemies into harmless bunnies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventure of your life!

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UnderwearCraft Minecraft Server

weight gain, Server, Marriage, lingerie, Ninja blender

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that the player became the richest player in all of Minecraft land and built a castle made entirely out of gold blocks. Who knows, maybe you could be the next Minecraft millionaire!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon racing competition. Compete against other players in a thrilling race to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the title of Dragon Slayer Champion. The winner gets a prize so rare and valuable, it’s said to be worth more than a stack of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and epic quests await you in our pixelated paradise!

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MommaCraft: F Off Edition

Pregnancy, Boundaries, emotional, Drama, reconciliation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone!

Looking for a server where family dynamics are more chaotic than a pack of wolves? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive on drama and tension. Witness epic battles between players as they navigate through complicated relationships and conflicting emotions.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a front-row seat to the ultimate showdown between a mother-in-law and a pregnant wife. Watch as they duke it out in a battle of wills, with puke-filled ER visits and passive-aggressive food offerings. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us today! Just remember, drama llamas are always welcome, but creepers are not.

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