Doa MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

D.O.A. Thread Minecraft SMP

D.O.A, Thread, fantasy gaming, dead or alive, NSFW

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by starting to fap to DOA (Dead or Alive) whores right now! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the power of the fap will unlock hidden treasures in our world, from diamond blocks to enchanted gear. Plus, our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of fapping and are always ready to lend a hand…or a tissue. So what are you waiting for? Get your fap on and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never experienced before!

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CraftyQueens: The Femanons Server

Femanons, creative hobbies, Kemono, Final Fantasy, doa

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is filled with femanons who are experts in all things anime, video games, and creative hobbies! Join us if you want to discuss the deep lore of Castlevania, debate which Digimon is the best, or show off your sick SFM animations featuring your favorite waifus. We even have a secret society dedicated to hunting monsters in Minecraft, so if you’re a fan of Monster Hunter FU, this is the place for you. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and become part of the most epic gaming community on Discord!

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OuchiePain Minecraft SMP

inflammation, throbbing, minor injury, bruise, smp

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! Let me tell you a story about this one time when I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally fell into a pit of lava. It was so painful, like getting a paper cut on your eyeball, but I survived because I’m a Minecraft pro, obviously.

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We have epic PvP battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where we dance with creepers. And don’t even get me started on the pet llamas, they’re like the Kardashians of the Minecraft world.

So if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying in a virtual world, join us on this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

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NoFlyZoneCraft

travel hesitation, travel avoidance, travel phobia, fear of flying, air travel

Tired of dealing with pesky airlines and long security lines? Join our Minecraft server and travel to epic virtual worlds without ever leaving your couch! Our server is equipped with magical teleportation powers that will have you zipping around like a wizard on a broomstick. Say goodbye to cramped airplane seats and hello to unlimited exploration in the comfort of your own home.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of bacon magic. Join forces with them to defeat the evil Chicken Overlords and reclaim your rightful place as ruler of the land. With their help, you’ll be able to build the most epic bacon fortress the world has ever seen.

So why waste time and money on expensive flights when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Come join us and let your wildest dreams take flight…literally!

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CraftyMissileVenture

Ukrainian-Norwegian partnership, defense industry collaboration, defense cooperation, defense partnership, joint venture

lol this minecraft server is like a ukraine missile factory but with more explosions and less politics. join us for a wild ride as we launch NASAMS missiles into the sky and blow up creepers like they’re enemy tanks. our joint venture with norway’s kongsberg means we have top-of-the-line missile technology and a never-ending supply of TNT. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate minecraft warzone. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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Creeper Hospital – Survivors Unite!

Covid-19, pandemic, long-term effects, health outcomes, Hospital

so like, you know how covid-19 is all scary and stuff? well, on our server, we guarantee that you won’t catch covid-19 from playing minecraft. like, seriously, our server is so safe that you won’t even have to worry about getting hospitalized and facing long-term health risks.

join our server and you’ll be able to build the sickest minecraft creations without any fear of facing death or organ-related disorders. we promise that you’ll be safe and sound, just crafting and mining to your heart’s content.

so come join us on our server and leave all those health risks behind. minecraft is the only virus you’ll catch here, and trust us, it’s a good kind of virus to have.

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Bug Hunter’s Haven 1.21

Gaming, huntress life, Haven, filter monster, challenge

Join our Minecraft server if you want your oshi to hunt bugs, triple cart to filter monsters, and pick up a casualized shitter weapon like LS! It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and confusion, but in blocky pixel form! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate madness in the world of Minecraft!

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GrandpasGoneWild

small talk, family, generation gap, family harmony, different time

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can kick out homophobes like a boss? Look no further! Join our server for epic family drama and intense showdowns with grumpy grandpas. Show them who’s boss in your virtual home and stand up for love and equality. Who needs family harmony when you can have virtual justice instead? Join now for a chance to kick out bigots and defend your pixelated pride!

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PixelPanic: GovtGoofs

PixelPanic, government intervention., policy mistakes, harmful effects, government regulation

Are you tired of boring old government policies that just end up causing chaos and confusion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride where the only policy is to have fun and build to your heart’s content.

Imagine a world where the government decided that the only way to solve traffic congestion was to replace all cars with giant chickens. Chaos ensued as people tried to navigate their feathered friends through busy intersections and highways. But fear not, on our server, you can ride a chicken as your trusty steed and never worry about traffic again!

Or how about the time the government thought it would be a good idea to ban all forms of currency and switch to a system of trading goods and services? People were left scratching their heads as they tried to barter for basic necessities like food and shelter. But on our server, you can trade diamonds for enchanted weapons and armor, because who needs bread when you have a shiny new sword?

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server where the only government policy is to have a good time! Who needs real-world problems when you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous scenarios? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

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CongoCraft: Deadly Mystery! WHOa!

Africa, disease control, Epidemic, healthcare crisis, Mystery

lol come join our minecraft server where we got the congo mystery disease but like in a fun way!!! who knows what kind of wacky illness you’ll catch next?? maybe you’ll start turning into a creeper or grow a pig nose!!! the WHO is even investigating our server cuz it’s so wild!!! join now for a chance to be part of the madness and spread the mystery disease to all your friends!!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!!

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