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Crafty RPG Haters

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

AIcraft: Mining for Memes

ai, AIcraft, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Chatbots, computer vision, data analysis, Decision making, deep learning, fraud detection, image recognition, machine learning, memes, Mining, Natural Language Processing, neural networks, Optimization, pattern recognition, personalized recommendations, predictive analytics, process automation, speech recognition, virtual assistants

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	4890	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mines Excavated:	4907

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of highly advanced AI robots! That’s right, our AI overlords have taken over and are here to provide you with the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

Join our server for a chance to be pranked by mischievous AI bots who love to mess with players. From turning your house into a giant cake to spawning a herd of exploding pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all! Our AI also has a wicked sense of humor and loves to crack jokes while you play. Get ready to laugh until your sides hurt as the AI tells hilarious stories and puns throughout your gameplay.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knew that AI could be so funny and entertaining?

LordsCraft Minecraft Server

constitutional change, Democracy, Government, hereditary peers, House of Commons, House of Lords, House of Lords peers, House of Lords reform, legislation, Lords reform, LordsCraft, Minecraft, political news, political reform, Politics, REFORM, Server, uk, UK democracy, UK Government, UK Parliament, UK politics

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Towns Built:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9578
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

yo yo yo, listen up fam! dis Minecraft server be poppin’ off like a freshly popped bottle of champagne! we got all dem hereditary peers from The House of Lords tryna join but we like nah fam, dis be a no monarchy zone! we be buildin’ castles and fortresses bigger than dem fancy schmancy palaces in the UK. come join us and be part of da revolution, where we be kickin’ out dem old farts and makin’ Minecraft great again! ain’t nobody gonna stop us, not even da Queen herself! so grab yo pickaxe and come build with us, cuz dis server be lit AF!

PlasticCraft57

environmental degradation, environmental impact, ocean pollution, plastic consumption, plastic packaging, plastic pollution, plastic pollution awareness, plastic pollution effects, plastic pollution facts, plastic pollution prevention, plastic pollution solutions, plastic pollution statistics, plastic production, plastic recycling, plastic waste, PlasticCraft57, pollution crisis, recycling, single-use plastics, waste management

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Love Letters Sent:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we be saving the world from 57 million tons of plastic pollution every year! We got magical creatures made of recycled bottles and armor made of old straws. Dive into our ocean biome and fight off evil plastic monsters with your trusty diamond sword. Plus, every time you mine a block, you’re actually cleaning up the environment in real life. So come on, join us and be a hero for the planet while having a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Gut Microbiome Madness

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this totally epic minecraft server where the mayo researchers have like, created this crazy tool that measures the health of your gut microbiome. like, what even is that? who cares, it’s just a fancy way of saying they can tell if you’ve been eating too many carrots or something.

anyway, you gotta join this server because not only can you build the sickest houses and mine for diamonds like a boss, but you can also get your gut microbiome checked while you play. like, how cool is that? you’ll be the envy of all your minecraft friends when you tell them you know exactly what’s going on in your intestines while you’re slaying zombies and stuff.

so come join us on this totally rad minecraft server where you can have fun, build awesome stuff, and get your gut microbiome checked all at the same time. trust me, you won’t regret it.

What is the IP for SHOOTABIRDIE Minecraft Server?

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Villages Defended:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Absolute Anarchy

Anarchy, Chaos Anarchy Freedom Unrestricted Excitement Survival PVP Hardcore Griefing Rebellion Lawless Thrills Madhouse Insanity Mayhem Carnage Insurrection Rebellion Riot Unregulated, Earth, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	67063	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our anarchic Minecraft server! Here, there are no rules and freedom is total. If you like the chaos and excitement of an unrestricted environment, this is the perfect place for you.

49.12.168.17:44309

Welcome to Eurolia World, where the economy is faker than my diamond armor!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Server Name	Eurolia World SMP
Overview	Eurolia World SMP is a fantasy Minecraft server where players have the freedom to explore and create their own world within the game.
Modpack	All in one: create modpack with additional custom additions
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. What kind of world is Eurolia World SMP?

Eurolia World SMP is set in a fantasy world generated by Minecraft, where players have the freedom to explore, build, and create their own life within the game.

2. Are there any restrictions on building or exploration?

No, players are free to build and explore as they wish within the world of Eurolia World SMP.

3. What modpack is used on the server?

The server uses the All in one: create modpack with some additional custom additions for an enhanced gameplay experience.

4. How can I join the server?

To join Eurolia World SMP, simply click on the Discord link provided above and join our community to get started.

5. Can I play with friends on the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and explore and build together in the fantasy world of Eurolia World SMP.

Chunky Chicks Minecraft Server

body positivity, chicks, chunky, Communication, Confidence, consent, doggy style, Exploration, Inclusivity, INTIMATE, mentally challenged, Minecraft, morbidly obese, patience, Pleasure, plus size, POSITIONS, self-care, sensitivity, Server, sex tips, Step-by-Step Guide, Understanding, Virgin

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mines Excavated:	2323	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Farms Harvested:	255
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your Google search history? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual playground for your inner child (or inner weirdo, we don’t judge).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as diverse as your taste in… unconventional activities. Need a break from building? How about some tips on how to have sex with morbidly obese women doggy style as a virgin? Our players are always willing to share their expertise, no matter how… unique the request.

So come on, dive into our world and let your imagination run wild. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes.

Minecraft SMP – /sthg/ – Sonic the Hedgehog General

booru, cytube, general, Hedgehog, IDW Release Dates, Minecraft, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, Shadow’s new Doom powers, smp, sonic, Sonic comic scans, Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog #73, Sonic the Hedgehog #74, Sonic the Hedgehog #75, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic the Hedgehog Annual 2024, Sonic the Hedgehog: Knuckles’ 30th Anniversary Special, Sonic X Shadow Generations, Sonic x Shadow Generations: Dark Beginnings, Sophisticated Kot Edition, sthg

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	132	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	8813

Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us for epic discussions about all things Sonic, from the official trailer of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 to Shadow’s new Doom powers trailer. We even have a manga series themed on “Sonic x Shadow Generations” starting soon – it’s gonna be lit!

But wait, there’s more! We have Sonic Rumble, Sonic x Shadow Generations: Dark Beginnings, and even a Knuckles’ 30th Anniversary Special coming up. And don’t forget about the Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet – it’s a must-have for any Sonic fan.

Join us for outrageous fun, crazy theories, and maybe even some chaos emerald hunting. Who knows, you might even run into Sonic himself while exploring our Pixel World. So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let’s speed through some hilarious adventures together!

WeddingDayDramaCraft

bridezilla, burnt orange, family drama, family dynamics, father’s wife, stepmom, Teal, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding colors, wedding conflict, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding dress, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingDayDramaCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Items Found:	8120
Dimension Hops:	0	Votes:	9357
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mines Excavated:	2951
Dragon Eggs Found:	577	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Are you tired of wedding drama and want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the family feuds behind!

On our server, you can wear whatever color you want without fear of starting a war with your soon-to-be stepmom. Build a burnt orange castle, a teal fortress, or even a rainbow-colored mansion – the choice is yours!

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for wanting to control the color scheme of your virtual world. So come join us and let’s create some pixelated magic together!