do not play Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty RPG Haters

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

DanganCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Monokuma trial? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate summer camp of mayhem and madness! Join now for a chance to survive the ultimate Minecraft killing game, where the only way out is to outwit your fellow players and uncover the truth behind the mysteries of the server.

With game links that will make your head spin faster than a spinning execution wheel, and a spoiler-free guide that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a heart when you can have a diamond sword, am I right?

So grab your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because on this server, anything goes. From modding tools that will turn your Minecraft world upside down, to fanart and fics that will make you question your own sanity, this server is a wild ride from start to finish.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft killing game. But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

MineByNight Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	5882	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	67
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you the Brutal Strength Edition! Ever wanted to experience the thrill of being a killer hunting down survivors like in Dead By Daylight? Well, now you can in Minecraft!

😱 Join us and unleash your inner killer as you hunt down your friends who are trying to repair generators and escape. Sacrifice them in the most brutal way possible! It’s like a horror movie, but with blocks!

🎮 Our server is so epic, we even have a Tomb Raider Chapter where you can play as Lara Croft herself. Imagine raiding tombs and hunting down survivors in the Minecraft world. It’s a crossover you never knew you needed!

💻 Check out our official website for all the latest updates and patch notes. We even have a wiki for all your Dead By Daylight needs. And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs for some killer skins!

🤪 So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness of Dead By Daylight in a whole new way. Who knew blocks could be so terrifyingly fun? Let the games begin! 🎮🔪 #MinecraftMadness #DeadByDaylightInBlocks

AlphaBro’s Minecraft Server

alpha bro, AlphaBros, attraction, Blocking, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, ENTITLEMENT, friend group, hurt feelings, Hypocrisy, Minecraft, personality change, regret, rejection, Respect, self reflection, Server, social dynamics, Support, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any entitled alpha bros making outrageous statements!

Join us and leave behind the toxic masculinity of the real world. Our server is a safe space for everyone, where you can build, explore, and have fun without worrying about someone getting offended over a rejection.

We promise that no one will ever tell you that you’ll regret turning them down in 20 years. Unless, of course, it’s a creeper trying to blow up your build – but that’s just part of the game!

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience. We guarantee you won’t regret it, unlike that guy who got blocked for his ridiculous behavior. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

DadventureBoundMC

aita, attend wedding, cancel trip, children, consideration, DadventureBoundMC, decision, Dilemma, family, Friends, Help, LEAVING, Nervous, newborn, Overseas, parents, post natal depression, support network, Toddler, Upset, Wife

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2273	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Hey there gamers!

So, picture this: you’re on our Minecraft server, building your dream castle when suddenly a baby zombie spawns right in the middle of your living room. But wait, it gets better – turns out that baby zombie is actually the second child of one of our players! And they’re about to go on a crazy adventure to a wedding overseas, leaving their wife with postnatal depression and two kids to take care of.

Join our server for some wild and wacky times, where you never know what kind of real-life drama will unfold next. Will you help out the struggling wife by building her a virtual support network? Or will you cause chaos and mayhem in their virtual world while they’re away? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of feeling ancient in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make you feel like a youthful, sprightly player once again! Join us and you’ll be bouncing around like a kid on a trampoline in no time.

Our server is so full of life and energy that even the oldest players will feel like they’re back in their prime. We’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about those creaky joints and gray hairs. And our community is so vibrant and welcoming that you’ll feel like you’re part of a never-ending party.

So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got our Minecraft server to make you feel young again?

BlockyBanter

BlockyBanter, enduring memories, impactful conversations, impactful phrases, impactful quotes, lasting impact., lasting impressions, meaningful conversations, memorable interactions, memorable quotes, memorable sayings, powerful statements, profound words, significant conversations, unforgettable exchanges, unforgettable moments, unforgettable quotes, unforgettable words, words of wisdom, words that stick, words to remember

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mines Excavated:	4629
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic and unforgettable moments of your gaming life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold nuggets at your feet. Or how about the time when you stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a pack of skeletons? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). So why settle for boring old Minecraft servers when you can join us and make memories that will have you laughing for years to come!

Devil-Free EU Minecraft Server

Beliefs, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, DevilFree, Devils, discrimination, european parliament, european politics, european union, extremism, extremism in politics, far right, far-right movement, MEP, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, Priest, Radical, Religion, religious influence, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Votes:	7078
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

lol imagine a minecraft server where the far-right MEP is the admin and he’s like “i will have the priest rid this server of all the devils” and everyone is like “wtf is happening” but then you join and see that the priest is actually just a player in a priest skin going around banishing people with holy water buckets. join this server for a wild ride of exorcisms and demon slayings, it’s gonna be lit fam!

OrbánCraft: Betraying Europe!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6652
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. We got, like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on that will blow your mind.

First off, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a potato that shoots fireballs at anyone who gets too close. It’s like, totally bananas, man.

And then, get this, we have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They’re all super fancy and stuff, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is, we have this epic battle arena where players can fight each other using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s like a feathered frenzy of chaos and clucks, dude.

So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and will make you question reality, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

HealCraftX-Men

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Wolverine as our main dude! He be choppin’ down trees with his retractable claws like a boss, but don’t worry, his superhuman healing keeps him from gettin’ infected and stuff.

You wanna see Wolverine fight off a bunch of creepers with his claws? Or maybe watch him build a sick base with his mutant powers? This server is the place to be, cuz anything can happen when Wolverine is around.

So come on and join us, where the X-Men are real and the adventures are endless! Just watch out for those pesky infections, ain’t nobody got time for that.

CraftyVaxxers: No Long Covid Here!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna stay safe from long covid? well, dis server got u covered, bro! we got vaccines in minecraft, yo! just take a shot and u good to go, no long covid for u! plus, we got like, super cool mini-games where u can battle covid mobs and save the world from the pandemic, it’s lit, fam! join us now and stay safe while having a blast, cuz who needs long covid when u can have long fun in minecraft, amirite?