DNSEA Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MemoryWipeCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4171	Star Shards Collected:	282
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

If you could erase the memory of ever playing on any other Minecraft server, what would it be? Because once you join our server, you won’t want to remember any other place!

Join us for the chance to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, and tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and make memories you’ll never want to erase (unless it’s that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with a TNT cannon – that one can go).

BlockWars Minecraft Server

authorisation, blockwars, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international diplomacy, international relations, military alliances, military intervention, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Storm Shadow missiles, Times, uk, Ukraine, US

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Magic Items Found:	6769
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mines Excavated:	2793
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you about this wild place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported to a land where everything is made of candy. You can ride unicorns and battle evil gummy bears with your trusty sword made of licorice. But watch out for the killer cupcakes, they’ll give you a sugar rush like you’ve never experienced before!

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base where we train ninja chickens to take down the evil sheep army? It’s like a cross between a spy movie and a farmyard brawl, and it’s totally bananas!

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie clowns? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wonderful place to play Minecraft anywhere else. Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBlinken’sHostageHaven

Benjamin Netanyahu, blinken, BlockyBlinkensHostageHaven, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, palestinian authority, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political tensions, Secretary of State, Terrorism, united states, US

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all the boring stuff like US offers and instead focus on epic hostage deals with our pal Blinken in Israel!!! we got crazy adventures and wild challenges waiting for you, like trying to negotiate with creepers and trading diamonds for enchanted golden apples. plus, our community is filled with hilarious characters like a talking llama who only speaks in puns and a chicken who thinks it’s a wizard. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make some epic memories together!

FlopFlopCraft

#sandals, Beach, beachwear, casual shoes, comfort shoes, fashion, flip flops, flip-flop design, flip-flop sound, flop-flops, FlopFlopCraft, footwear, noise, Rubber, slip on, Sound, Style, summer shoes, trendy, vacation, Walking

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ores Mined:	594
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where flip-flops are the ultimate weapon! imagine stomping on your enemies with the power of the flop-flop! become the flop-flop master and conquer the land with your stylish footwear. but beware, there are rumors of a secret flop-flop society plotting to take over the server. will you join them or fight against the flop-flop tyranny? come find out on our server and experience the madness of the flop-flop revolution!

PlantCraft: Reduce Emissions by 17%

#sustainability, agriculture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, eco-friendly, Emissions, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, food choices, food consumption, food production, global food supply chains, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, greenhouse gases, plant-based diets, PlantCraft, Reduce, reducing emissions, sustainable living, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

So, liek, dis Minecraft server is, liek, totally amazin’ cuz if u join, u can help save da planet by reducin’ greenhouse gas emissions by 17%! U know, by eatin’ more plants in da game or sumthin’.

It’s like, if u join dis server, u become a superhero for da environment! U can be like Captain Planet, but in Minecraft form! Plus, u get to build crazy cool stuff and hang out with other players who also care about da planet.

So, come join dis server and be a part of somethin’ epic! Who knew playin’ Minecraft could save da world, amirite? Let’s do dis, gamers! Let’s save da planet, one block at a time!

PizzaCity: Where Creepers ask for extra TNT on their slices!

Adventure, apply, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, CREEPERS, Explore, EXTRA, Friendly, Fun, Halkos, Join, multiplayer, new, PizzaCity, restrictions, Server, slices, smp, Space, Survival, Tnt, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

PizzaCity Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival SMP
Platform	Bedrock
Whitelist	Yes
Join Restrictions	No restrictions

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join PizzaCity?	Visit our website and apply for whitelist.
Is PizzaCity a friendly server?	Yes, we strive to maintain a fun and friendly community.
Are there any specific rules on PizzaCity?	We have basic rules to ensure a positive experience for all players.
Can I invite my friends to join PizzaCity?	Yes, as long as they follow the server rules.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Backlash, BlockyBanter, constant dickriding, controversy, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, Failure, Fans, fromshitware, hate, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, retarded, ruined, Server, software, TOXIC, unpopular

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Look no further than our server, where we embrace our inner chaos and thrive on pure ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama parade.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may be tiny, but they sure know how to build a mean roller coaster!

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird together!

Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

Amazon answers, DISRESPECTFUL, Frustration, ignorance, internet trolls, Jesus Christ, keyboard warriors, lack of critical thinking, lack of intelligence, lack of manners, madness, Minecraft, Mouth breathers, MouthBreather, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online etiquette, online interactions, Online platforms, smp, social media, stupidity, toxic behavior

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Towns Built:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

Dad’s Biz Minecraft Server

apartment lease, Benefits, Biz, campus housing, college expenses, college student, compensation, Dads, Decision making, divorced parents, family business, Favor, financial independence, guarantor, learning the business, legitimate employee, Minecraft, part time job, remote employee, Rent, Server, tuition, upperclassmen, work-life balance

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5759
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Towns Built:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159

Are you tired of boring family drama and college stress? Join our Minecraft server for a wild escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re a fearless warrior battling creepers and building epic castles, all while avoiding becoming a remote employee for your dad’s small business. No more arguments about rent and tuition – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.

Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a part-time job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Mother-in-LawCraft: Husband Edition

Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, daycare, Decision making, Disrespect, Edition, family dynamics, ganged up on, husband, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCraft, overbearing, parenting, relationships, Respect, Support, thin ice, unsolicited advice, working parents

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ores Mined:	5111
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and boundary-crossing adventures.

We offer a daycare service where your kids might just get kidnapped by the mother-in-law and taken to a waterfront property for some swimming and kayaking fun. Who needs a safe daycare when you can have an overbearing mother-in-law taking charge?

Join our server for conference calls with your husband and mother-in-law, where you can air out all your parenting grievances and be told to see a doctor and get medicated. It’s a real blast!

And don’t forget the unsolicited parenting advice and surprise haircuts for your kids – it’s all part of the fun on our server. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft!