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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 9187 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7313 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1902 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 2500 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “What the fuck is going on here?”
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies while wearing a tutu made of obsidian? It’s a total clusterfuck of fun and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!