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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 2658 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3141 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.
