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Grateful4MinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the pigs have formed their own government.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of the Diamond Chicken Kingdom!

BlockyWisdom

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Void Armor Forged:	28	Votes:	5818
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because they have a secret underground society of talking chickens who give out valuable advice? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! These wise cluckers will guide you through the world of blocks and creepers with their hilarious chicken jokes and nuggets of wisdom. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this feathered-filled fun fest!

HaifaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY HEZBOLLAH ROCKETS LIKE HAIFA! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE BOMBS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN A MISSILE! COME SURVIVE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH US, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE WISHING YOU WERE IN A BUNKER INSTEAD! BOOM BOOM, EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, HAHAHA!

Putin’s Pixelated Power Outage

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE HACKED PUTIN’S ONLINE MEDIA AND CAUSED CHAOS IN RUSSIA! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WATCH OUT FOR SPY CREEPERS AND KGB ZOMBIES TRYING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST PLAYERS SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME THE NEXT HACKING LEGEND! #PUTINWHO #HACKEDBYMINECRAFTPLAYERS

Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ores Mined:	1894

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

Family Quest Fun

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we build families bigger than the Duggars! Republicans are taking over and wanting more kids than ever before, while Democrats are like, “nah, we good with just a few.” It’s a political party showdown in the world of blocks and creepers. Will you join the baby boom or stick with a small clan? Only on our server can you experience the chaos of partisan procreation! Let’s see who can build the biggest family tree in Minecraft history!

Smelly SMP: Where the only thing more toxic than the players is the creeper explosions

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7045	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Stinky SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	No resets since May 2022, Safezone-Borderlands system
Special Features	Origins mod with custom origins

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows appeals for true rulebreaks. Please contact a staff member for assistance.

2. How often is the server updated?

We update the server regularly to keep up with the latest Minecraft versions and mods. Check our Discord for announcements on updates.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions from our community to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord.

4. Are there specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or anything else. The server is inclusive of all players.

5. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Pixel Puss Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, you’ll be asking, “how tight was her pussy?” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3675
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

HomeSweetHomeMC

Boundaries, burnt out, cancelled plans, Communication, compromise, discussions, fair, Girlfriend, girls night, home, HomeSweetHomeMC, kicked out, movies, Netflix, Plans, refusing, relaxing evening, SNACKS, stress, UNFAIR, video games

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t be kicked out of your own virtual home here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without any interruptions from girlfriends and their last-minute plans. Our server is the perfect place to relax, unwind, and mine your stress away.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server today and build your own virtual paradise where you can truly be the king of your castle. Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company?