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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 692 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 2443 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Our server is so wild that new Ukrainian recruits don’t even get basic training before jumping into combat. Watch out for AFU attacks in Kursk, RAF pushing towards Pokrovsk, and fires breaking out at the Zaporozhye Nuclear Power Plant – it’s a real party over here!
But that’s not all – we’ve got Belarusian mechanized units on alert, RU reinforcements thwarting AFU advances, and the US throwing around $125 million in military aid like it’s candy. Plus, Iran is delivering hundreds of ballistic missiles to Russia because why not?
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, join us and prepare for chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs. Just remember, never trust a sheep in a suit – they’re probably a spy for Israel controlling the NATO Council. See you in the game!
SSundee, whose real name is Ian Stapleton, is a popular YouTuber and gamer 
