Join us for a chance to play alongside Keanu himself, as he builds epic structures and battles creepers with his signature moves. Who knows, maybe he’ll even teach you some of his secrets to looking ageless and kicking butt in style.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, once you go Keanu, you’ll never go back!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.
Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.
But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!
But wait, there’s more! Our DLC is so worth it that you’ll be laughing all the way to the creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the book – it’s a meme, but in the best way possible.
Want to bring Dwarf Fortress into the mix? Sorry, not welcome here. We have enough chaos as it is!
Looking to boost your performance? Just download Performance Fish and Rocketman mods and you’ll never look back. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-encrusted chicken riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!
Looking for some laughs? Check out Tynan’s “amazing” book – it’s a meme, but hey, it’s worth a read. And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just pirate them first to try them out. Don’t worry about performance issues, we’ve got a spreadsheet to help you out.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just don’t forget to follow our guide to minimize problems with your mod load orders – we want your Minecraft experience to be as smooth as possible. See you in the game!
But wait, there’s more! We have big meaty notes that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. Plus, our Versusia Character Guide will help you dominate the competition like a pro.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have insane DLC coming up, including Vikala and Sandalphon. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic additions.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t be a f2player, join the fun and let the madness begin!
With a new beta update that allows you to ride REV-8 vehicles, you’ll be zooming through the galaxy in no time. And don’t forget about our upcoming free Doom mod that will blow your mind!
But that’s not all, we have exclusive interviews with Todd himself confirming a second DLC and a NG+(+) feature that will keep you coming back for more. Plus, with customizable difficulty, 3D maps, ship decorations, and official mod support, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in a world where the possibilities are endless!
Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to track down whiteline anon and his dastardly short positions. Will you uncover his secret lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear? Or will you team up with other players to take him down once and for all?
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, participate in wacky minigames, and even run your own virtual business. Who needs the stock market when you can become a virtual millionaire in our crazy Minecraft world?
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the laughter and chaos begin! Just watch out for those sneaky short sellers…
But wait, there’s more! Witness mind-blowing performances like Pineapple, Fire & Ice, and Takotori MC – it’s like a virtual concert in your own Minecraft world. And don’t miss out on the Hololive Stage World Tour – it’s like Coachella, but with anime girls.
Plus, stream all of Kiara’s hit songs like Hero For a Day, Love Rush, and even MindCraft – because who doesn’t love a good Minecraft-themed bop? And if you’re new to Kiara, check out some of her best streams to get a taste of the chaos.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!
Our server is so awesome that even Hollywood wants to make a movie about it. But don’t worry, it’s definitely not about homosexuality. In fact, our server is so manly that even the creepers are afraid to come near us.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in a world where anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft community).
Join us for epic adventures like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns, or when we had a massive chicken parade through the village square. And don’t even get us started on the time we built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into sheep. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see someone build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.
Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From the player who insists on only speaking in pig Latin to the one who builds roller coasters that go straight into lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So why join? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s as bonkers as this one? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers hiding around every corner!
Join us and watch as liberalization leads to chaos and mayhem, with markets existing only in relationship to diamonds and emeralds. Lefties beware, because on our server, liberty leads to inequality and inequality leads to enmity.
Forget about the motto of France, because on our server, it’s every player for themselves in a wild world where anything can happen. So come join us and experience the ultimate delusion in the world of Minecraft!
Join our server and live out your wildest dreams of being a carefree bachelor with endless riches and no responsibilities. Build extravagant mansions, drive fancy cars, and party like there’s no tomorrow in our virtual world.
But beware, drama and chaos await you as you navigate through the treacherous waters of relationships and parenthood on our server. Will you choose to settle down and start a virtual family, or will you continue living the single life in our crazy Minecraft SMP world?
So come join us and experience the ultimate escape from reality on our server. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive gameplay and intense battles in the Citadelle des Morts! Watch out for zombies, skeletons, and creepers as you navigate through the treacherous terrain.
Our Season 1 Patch Notes are so epic, they’ll make you question reality. With updates like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Explore the Black Ops 6 / Warzone Trello Boards where you can suggest new features like a diamond sword that shoots lasers. The possibilities are endless!
Don’t miss out on our Weapon Builds section where you can create a sword made out of cheese or a bow that shoots flaming arrows. The only limit is your imagination!
And if you’re feeling competitive, check out our Black Ops 6 Camo Tracker to see who has the most stylish armor in all of Minecraft land.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that the chest was guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who would peck anyone who dared to approach. But this brave player outsmarted the chickens and claimed the treasure as their own.
But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles, where players face off in epic duels to prove who is the ultimate warrior. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our secret underground society of builders who create mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics.
So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!
