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Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

analog sticks, button layout, Controllers, design, dogshit, Durability, Ergonomics, Feedback, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, Gaming, gaming peripherals, innovation, JOYSTICK, Minecraft, Nowadays, Quality, responsiveness, smp, Technology, triggers, usability, user experience, video games

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mines Excavated:	2794
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

MommaCraft: No Entry for Grandma

blocked number, Boundaries, Cheating, compromise, cutting off, DISRESPECTFUL, Divorce, entry, Family issues, forgiveness, gift, Grandma, high T levels, infertility, mean, MommaCraft, narcissistic mother, no contact, PCOS, UNFAIR, visitation

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of narcissistic parents and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with family members who refuse to apologize for their wrongdoings, just like our players who have cut off their toxic relatives.

Embark on quests and build your own virtual family with other players who understand the struggle of setting boundaries and dealing with difficult family dynamics.

Our server is a safe space where you can create your own rules and enforce them, just like how we enforce hand-washing and no-kissing policies for our in-game babies.

So come on in, block that toxic family member from your life (and your server), and let’s build a better, drama-free world together! Remember, in this server, you’re the one in control – no apologies needed!

BlockyBeliefs: FutureFacepalms

accepted practices, BlockyBeliefs, changing perspectives, common belief, cultural critique, cultural norms, ethical boundaries, ethical standards, future generations, FutureFacepalms, historical context, moral compass, Moral values, social standards, societal behavior, societal change, societal critique, societal development, societal evolution, societal norms, societal progress, societal reflection

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9837
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Imagine a world where people thought it was okay to NOT join our epic Minecraft server! In 50 years, they’ll look back and wonder how anyone could resist the temptation of our server’s awesomeness. We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Don’t be left in the past, join us now and be a part of history in the making!

CollideSMP

Adventure, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Explore, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Redstone, server hosting, Servers, smp, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

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ShadeMC

activities, alliances, Challenging, community forums, configurations, Connect, Custom Plugins, dynamic, Economy, Events, gameplay, LifeSteal, Minecraft, participate, PvP, Server, ShadeMC, Website

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	New Chunks Explored:	595621
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Shade MC is a Minecraft Lifesteal server that focuses on the Lifesteal game mode, where players can gain hearts from others by defeating them in PvP (player-versus-player) combat. The server features various custom plugins and configurations to enhance gameplay, making the Lifesteal experience more engaging and competitive. Players can join, form alliances, and participate in various events and activities designed to create a dynamic and challenging environment. If you’re interested in joining or learning more, you might want to visit the server’s website or community forums for details on how to connect and participate.

Play.shademc.in:19132

Total Anarchy – Chaos, Creepers, and Craziness, Oh My!

2011, Anarchy, balance, Bans, building, Chaos, Community, Craziness, Creative, CREEPERS, Destruction, Dupe, gameplay, Griefing, Hack, Minecraft, Mods, obsessions, Protection, rules, Server, small server, Survival, TOTAL

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magic Items Found:	8587
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Star Shards Collected:	71
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	66.70.181.96:25615
Description	Total Anarchy is an actual anarchy server. No rules, no mods, no bans. Nothing to restrict you from doing what you want. Hack to your hearts content, dupe everything you own, do anything. Its what joining a small minecraft server was in 2011 before everyone was obsessed with protecting everything they did, when people understood minecraft was just as much of a building game as it was about destruction. Find the perfect balance here, at Total Anarchy

Server IP

66.70.181.96:25615

Description

Total Anarchy is an actual anarchy server. No rules, no mods, no bans. Nothing to restrict you from doing what you want. Hack to your hearts content, dupe everything you own, do anything. Its what joining a small minecraft server was in 2011 before everyone was obsessed with protecting everything they did, when people understood minecraft was just as much of a building game as it was about destruction. Find the perfect balance here, at Total Anarchy

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on Total Anarchy. Players are free to do as they please.
Are there any mods on the server?	No, there are no mods on Total Anarchy. It is a pure vanilla experience.
Can I hack or cheat on the server?	Yes, hacking and cheating are allowed on the server. Players are free to use any means to achieve their goals.
Is there any protection for my builds or items?	No, there is no protection for builds or items. Players should be prepared for potential theft or destruction.
Can I play with friends on the server?	Yes, you can invite friends to join you on Total Anarchy. However, be aware that they may also engage in anarchic behavior.

Belgium Bites Minecraft Server

Belgium, Bites, Conflict, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Europeans, hate, History, Jealousy, little guys, Minecraft, misconceptions, nationalism, Peace, Politics, prejudice, Rivalry, Server, solidarity, Stereotypes, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Emeralds Found:	4222	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Join our Minecraft server and find out the truth behind the age-old European beef with Belgium! Rumor has it that the Belgians once stole all the waffles in Europe and hid them in their secret underground waffle bunker. Will you be the one to uncover the delicious truth? Plus, our server has a special mini-game where you can reenact the great waffle heist of 1827 – just watch out for the syrup traps! So come on, join us and help solve the mystery of why Europeans hate Belgium so much – it’s waffle-y important!

The Spacey Minecraft SMP

2024.., Conspiracy, controversial, date, death, destiny, end of era, end of presidency, end times, fate, future event, headline, Minecraft, News, plan C, Politics, prediction, president, Prophecy, September 26th, smp, spacey, speculation, trump

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP server and witness the wildest conspiracy theories unfold! Rumor has it that Trump’s fate is tied to the outcome of our epic PvP battles – will he survive or meet his demise on September 26th, 2024? Join now to find out and maybe even alter the course of history with your mad building skills and strategic gameplay. Who knows, you might even uncover plan D, E, or F! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane adventure – join us today!

RespawnRxDenied

10. Lack of blood transfusions, 11. Lack of pain management, 12. Lack of diagnostic tools, 13. Lack of emergency care, 14. Lack of access to healthcare, 15. Lack of clean water, 16. Lack of nutrition, 17. Lack of mental health treatment, 18. Lack of maternal care, 19. Lack of dental care, 2. Infectious diseases, 20. Lack of cancer treatments., 3. Poor sanitation, 4. Lack of vaccinations, 5. Epidemics, 6. Lack of surgical procedures, 7. Lack of anesthesia, 8. Lack of knowledge about germs, 9. Lack of medical equipment, Lack of antibiotics, RespawnRxDenied

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2777	Potions Brewed:	184
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Towns Built:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	8236	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Chimeras Created:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

If you lived in a time before modern medicine, chances are you would have been taken out by a sneaky creeper explosion or a vicious zombie horde on our Minecraft server. But fear not, for our server offers the ultimate protection against all Minecraft-related ailments! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only cure for a broken leg is a bucket of milk and the only remedy for a spider bite is a diamond sword. Don’t let a lack of antibiotics hold you back from joining our server and conquering the virtual world with your fellow players! Who needs modern medicine when you have enchanted golden apples and potions of healing at your disposal? So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the dangers of the Minecraft world without the help of modern medicine!

UkraineWithdrawalCraft

Conflict, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, nato, Peacekeeping, Politics, poll, public opinion, russia, sanctions, Support, survey, Troops, Ukraine, UkraineWithdrawalCraft, Vladimir Putin, Withdrawal

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Villages Defended:	14	Divine Spears Created:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where 49% of russians support withdrawal of troops from ukraine! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even putin himself is like “daaaamn, i gotta play on that server!” we have crazy battles, insane builds, and the most epic loot you’ll ever find in a minecraft server. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a russian army taking over the world (in a totally non-political way, of course). so come on, comrade, join us and let’s conquer minecraft together! da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da