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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 8131 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
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