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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 1717 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1962 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)