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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 6654 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 7761 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.