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PolishRussianCraft: Where you’ll never know if it’s borscht or pierogi on the menu!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ores Mined:	4922	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Towns Built:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Come join our Minecraft server and find out if she’s Polish or Russian! We have a whole village dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with a giant potato statue and a dance floor where you can show off your best Slavic moves. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of pierogies and vodka. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

SheepishCraft: Where the Welsh are the real MVPs of Minecraft!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old English players? Well, come join our server where we have a theory that the Welsh are just Wal-Mart brand English! Join us as we explore this wild and wacky theory while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located in a secret underground lair beneath a Welsh castle. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

Crafty Cash Grab: Where Minecraft is more expensive than your college tuition

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is cheap and easy to get? Well, look no further because our server is still very expensive! Why would you want things to be affordable when you can struggle and grind for hours just to get a single diamond? It’s the ultimate test of patience and determination!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk. Imagine the conversations you could have with a ghostly creeper while mining for resources!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of high prices, diamond-laying chickens, and chatty creepers. It’s an adventure like no other!

Pixelated Potholes: Where Creepers Drive By in Shitty Trucks

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Are you tired of dealing with pesky mobs in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly Mexican villagers who will help you build and mine all day long! Join now and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is so secure, you won’t have to worry about any drive-by truck incidents interrupting your gameplay. So come on in and let the fun begin!

Blocky Fantasy Funhouse: Minecraft Server for GBF Lovers! #10526

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Divine Spears Created:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for our 10th Birthday Bonus Bash where you can get 200 Login Crystals, go on a Campaign-Exclusive Quest, enjoy 2x XP/RP, and even get Zero Hostmat Cost! And that’s not all, we have an Extra Drop Campaign (Wind) where you can collect all the wind you want!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience all the craziness and fun we have to offer. Don’t miss out on all the epic adventures and events we have planned for you. See you in the game!

Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Votes:	9535	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Towns Built:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Daddy Issues Craft: Where Minecraft meets Maury Povich! Find out who’s the real daddy in this hilarious server!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Crops Grown:	1737
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Farms Harvested:	389
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than Sarah’s unknown daddy? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Akamatsu can’t keep up with the drama. Join us and uncover the secrets of Julia’s past as a single mom on the run with Seta and Haruka. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the truth behind Sarah’s lineage while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Pic N’ Pick Server: Where Numbers Match Hilarious Pics! LOL

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1982	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just pick a number and we’ll show you a corresponding pic from our folder. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed. So come on in and join the madness!

Crafty Druglords: Where Creeper Dealers Rule the Blocks

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drug dealers look like regular villagers? Well, look no further because on our server, drug dealers are decked out in diamond armor and ride around on enchanted pigs! Join now for a chance to buy some “potions” that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any side effects such as turning into a chicken). So come on down to our wacky world where the drug dealers are the real MVPs!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Ender Dragon forgets the lyrics

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Enderman? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that Herobrine even tried to join once, but our mods kicked him out faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden apples instead of spit. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Minecraft parodies of your favorite pop songs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!